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Official Badass Thread

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Caspaaa
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It's summertime ladies and gents. You all know what that means.... it's the best time of the year for partying, underage drinking, running from cops, and various other shenanigans (haha i just said shenanigans...)

That being said, this is the thread for you to brag about that badass adventure you had last weekend, that sick party you went to, how much alcohol you can handle, or how you outdrank a midget at the local bar and then proceeded to wrestle him in a kiddie pool filled with chocolate. (not sure how you'd even get into that situation)....

Basically, you get to brag all you want, and we get to shit on you for it! So post up your crazyyyy stories and give us a reason to believe why you, (INSERT USERNAME HERE), are the GREATEST badass of them all.

INB4 this thread is a spinoff of the stealing thread and the running from cops thread. Yeah, it is, but it's even more BADASS because it incorporates both, and much, much more.


last but not least, the seal of approval if your story is ACTUALLY badass....

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GOGOGOGOGO!
Jun 2 2012 6:17PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
it's cool that you made a thread about me ...
Jun 2 2012 6:25PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
I stole a green jiberish dripset in XL.. Mint condition too..
Jun 2 2012 6:25PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Some fucking tool stole my mint condition green jiberish dripset. So i tracked down his family and raped the bodies. Poor tool doesnt even know yet.




Jun 2 2012 6:30PM
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T.CORC
Posts: 873 - Karma: 467
hahahahaha i lost
Jun 2 2012 6:37PM
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Poems
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My family is here and accounted for.. Poor fucker.
Jun 2 2012 6:37PM
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Good_Deed
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Jun 2 2012 6:37PM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
^^who brought the cool guy?
Jun 2 2012 6:40PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Not to brag or anything.... But I eject my USB without removing it safely.
Jun 2 2012 6:45PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
Went Jet Skiing in 6 foot swells. Yeah I'm pretty badass
Jun 2 2012 6:47PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
haahhaha this is fucking golden, i might sig this. Dibs.
Jun 2 2012 6:47PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
Holy shit I'd never even consider that..
Jun 2 2012 6:47PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
i did tough mudder barefoot. i moved 2000 miles away on a whim with only 600 dollars and i stayed there for 2 months. ive broken 8 toes, 2 of them ive broken twice (REAL breaks, too. none of that pussy "i stubbed it and it hurts the next day, so it must be broken" bullshit). ive hiked 20 of the 46 high adirondack peaks barefoot. i blacked out at a frisbee party and woke up fully clothed in bed with a naked chick and a stolen stop sign. i chase whiskey with more whiskey. i solo'd a ~40 foot cliff, barefoot, wearing a backpack, with no one else around. ive ridden freight trains. ive been pulled over by a police officer 3 times, never while driving (twice for hitchhiking, and once on a bike for "reckless riding"). there is a MsFlyingSquirrel.
Jun 2 2012 6:55PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
I would be honored sir
Jun 2 2012 6:58PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
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Jun 2 2012 7:03PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
taking the internet serously


why do it?




















yeah i actually added that typo.
Jun 2 2012 7:06PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
it feels good to brag once in while. its like standing on the roof of your house and shouting "fuck yeah im awesome!" but its on the internet instead.
Jun 2 2012 7:15PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
it feels good to brag once in while. its like standing on the roof of your house and shouting "fuck yeah im awesome!" but its on the internet instead.
Jun 2 2012 7:15PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
A couple of weeks ago we hosted a surprise party for one of the guys on my field hockey team.
His father owns a liquor store so the alcohol supply was plentiful and everyone was getting wasted.
Including our coach, a truly awesome 50 year old guy who is the definition of badass himself.

Someone from our team stole his keys, and we set of in his 14 year old Opel Vectra Diesel, (he doesn't care for luxury cars despite copious amounts of wealth, he buys them for 500 euros and drives them until they breakdown.)

Considering we were with seven 19-20 year oldish guys, al sorts of crazy shenanigans happened.
Including people hanging out of windows, riding on the roof whilst going through a neighborhood at breakneck speeds at 2.00 am

Irresponsible, yes very.
Stupid, yes very.
Deadly, yes very.

Seriously don't do this. Even though it was crazy fun. And theses memories will last a lifetime.
But don't do it.
When we drove back, we saw our coach standing, he wasn't even mad, he actually applauded us for daring to take his keys and take a joy-ride with his car.


And because any story is worthless without pictures:

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Jun 2 2012 7:22PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
does the two people on the right have buttsecks?
Jun 2 2012 7:27PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Hiked to Tuckerman's Ravine with 60 pound backpack and skis completely under-prepared (two gatorades, two powerbars, skate shoes). Took 3 hours, skied two runs down about 500 feet of snows, hiked back down 2 hours with no breaks, saw a full grown moose on trail, made noise to scare it, decided best to bi-pass it, got to bottom, drove 3 hours home, smoked drugz, played rollercoaster tycoon, went to bed, got up went to work, tits.
Jun 2 2012 7:33PM
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soulskier
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I'm too busy being badass to post in your lousy thread
Jun 2 2012 7:38PM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
Split a half galon of Captain Morgans, with one other friend. In one night /claim we drank from 5pm-8am. lolz, good times. Jumping on the tramp that drunk at 7am makes you feel like your in space.
Jun 2 2012 8:01PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
So you drank a quart?

Only a little over a fifth. Not that impressive.

Yeah I'm a math wizard.
Jun 2 2012 8:36PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Contradiction
Jun 2 2012 8:40PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
One time the Disney Channel asked me to go on their website with my parent's permission. Let's just say that I didn't ask my parents.
Jun 2 2012 8:41PM
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.ZT.
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good job +K
Jun 2 2012 8:42PM
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.ZT.
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One time on the school bus to my elementary school, I was in a bad ass mood and I didn't buckle my seat belt
:0 <I am such a Bad Ass) .
Jun 2 2012 8:46PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
So I came home the other night and see that my ENTIRE FAMILY WAS FUCKING RAPED by some jackass. I found out he lives in Norway so I went the fuck over there, set fire to his car, killed all his pets and jerked off into his shampoo. That otta teach him not to fuck family members.
Jun 2 2012 8:47PM
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borealridah
Posts: 259 - Karma: 86
i sat and peed at the same time. and im a guy
Jun 2 2012 8:57PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Can't tell if the joke is that school buses don't have seatbelts or of your school buses actually do have seatbelts and you are serious...
Jun 2 2012 9:04PM
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Bill.Nye
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I always sit when I pee (if I'm at home). I'm in no rush, and you never know if you might feel like squeezing a deuce out.
Jun 2 2012 9:05PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Always
Jun 2 2012 9:05PM
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Backyard.Skier
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I
Am
A
Badass
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Jun 2 2012 9:05PM
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the.nile
Posts: 580 - Karma: 153
one time i got drunk and (plot to hangover happened) then we made it back safely /thread
Jun 2 2012 9:23PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/522525/cat_id/2/
Jun 2 2012 9:56PM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
one time we ate mushrooms and (plot to hangover 2 happened) then we made it back safely
Jun 2 2012 10:03PM
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.ZT.
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School buses at most schools have seat belts but of course no one uses them, Take a damn joke. lol
Jun 2 2012 10:07PM
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Bill.Nye
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One time I went to Florida and (plot to Apollo 13 happened) then we made it back safely.
Jun 2 2012 10:11PM
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1337
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One time this guy killed my parents and (plot to Batman happened) then I made it home safely.
Jun 2 2012 10:15PM
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.ZT.
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just watched that movie on Thursday haha.
Jun 2 2012 10:15PM
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Ski_Alot
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mods, please permaban this guy, he is single-handedly destroying newschoolers
Jun 2 2012 10:16PM
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Bill.Nye
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This one time I was retarded and then (plot to Forrest Gump happened) and then Jenny died of AIDS.
Jun 2 2012 10:19PM
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Poems
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I don't live in Norway.
Jun 2 2012 10:22PM
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Bill.Nye
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Jun 2 2012 10:24PM
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TimRiley
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this one time it was my last day of 8th grade (plot to Dazed and Confussed happened) then I went home late and my mom gave me a pass
Jun 2 2012 10:24PM
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.ZT.
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One time I was dictator of Wadiya (insert plot form The Dictator) then I got home and ruled the country again.
Jun 2 2012 10:31PM
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1337
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hahahahhahha holy shit everyone used to post this in the YLYL thread, haven't seen it in ages though!
Jun 3 2012 1:19AM
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Parks.
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Threads for funny stories
Jun 3 2012 1:34AM
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Benji.
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Who said that story was about you?
ANSWER: No one said that story was about you.

And that's good no one said that because that story wasn't about you.
Jun 3 2012 2:08AM
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Bodhisattva_
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No I was serious I did not mean to offend you, my school district that I have always been in does not have seat belts in the buses sk I was like wait.. seatbelts on a bus? So I wasn't sure if I got the joke but thank you.
Jun 3 2012 3:36AM
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