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What have you stolen?

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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089

Law is law, sin is sin, yet many people do this every single day in some form, be it malicious, for personal gain, trying to survive or just for shits and giggles, theft is all around us.

For many years I used to steal Twix chocolate bars or other small and easily snatched candy from a supermarket when in junior high. I didn't even enjoy them too much to be fair, sometimes took a bite and threw them away or gave them away to someone else. It was just for the juvenile thrill, the coaxing or for some sneaky satisfaction. I never thought about the ramifications, such as when I was caught trying to steal smokes - luckily it was a little shop in a little town and I got away with a warning. I, we all knew it wasn't right, but did it anyway. I know many people on NS have stolen rental poles, for example, without any big feelings of remorse.


So NS, what have you stolen in your lifetime, why did you do it and how does/did it make you feel?
Jun 2 2012 8:37AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
Me and my friends used to go to this Dollar General (Dollar Store) like every other day after school. We would get the usual candy/soda/food ect but after have been going there for a month or so I made a bet with myself to steal atleast one thing everytime we went there. I really have no idea why I did, but i just did.  And this lasted probably about 2 months or so juts stealing like candy or something but then one day i wasnt too sneaky about it and the cashier was watching me suspiciously so since then i havent stolen anything since.
Jun 2 2012 8:44AM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
I tried to steal a sticker from a shop at my mountain. I got caught and they took my pass. Luckily I got it back. Parents lost a lot of trust for me though.
Jun 2 2012 8:45AM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
I've only ever stolen one thing. I was desperate for a lighter and had no money on me, so i walked into a gas station and snagged the only lighter they had not behind the counter. After its use, I gave it to my friend. I couldn't bare to look upon the shame of my short-lived criminal career.

Pic related, second in from the right is the lighter:

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Jun 2 2012 8:57AM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Most of the time at my home mountain the food line is mad long and there are two exit, btw the food is dumb expensive. Like 8 for a hamburger, a shitty one at that. Yeah but I steal food all of the time. It's not hard really. Just walk away
Jun 2 2012 8:59AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
you think your food prices are uniquely high? haha
Jun 2 2012 9:10AM
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Corin
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 524
The candy shoplifting type stuff like everyone else I guess. And sneaky refills of course, and taking stuff at buffets that I hadn't really paid for. And so many busrides.

And if downloading stuff counts, I might be very guilty.
Jun 2 2012 9:18AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
I've stolen condoms because the cashier at cvs was a friend of my sisters who i'd known since i was like 10
Jun 2 2012 9:40AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
the first thing i ever stole was a lighter from CVS. that was 3 or 4 years ago and i still have it today. ive also swiped a number of pens (just did that yesterday, in fact) a beanie from Kmart, and i used to steal microwave burritos from the schools cafe when i was really poor and my meal plan expired.
Jun 2 2012 9:51AM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
No I don't. But the high prices at ski mountains help me justify stealing from them
Jun 2 2012 9:56AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
is it weird that i've never stolen something ?




Jun 2 2012 9:57AM
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RyandaGod
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 43
V-Cards
Jun 2 2012 10:02AM
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akarlsen
Posts: 523 - Karma: 144
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Jun 2 2012 10:06AM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
I'm right here with you dog. I wouldn't even consider this stealing more like borrowing but anyways, 4th grade, took quite a bit of Legos. But all I did was construct something back at home then I brought it back to show to my friends lol I have thought about stealing things but never had the actual courage to take it.
Jun 2 2012 10:07AM
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THUNT836
Posts: 1392 - Karma: 1,030
Multiple bottles of cologne, aviator sunglasses, a necklace, UnderArmour shorts, money clip, tons of shot glasses on multiple occasions. Shot glasses are what finally got me caught and arrested. Be careful out there kids, the reward ain't worth the risk of having to own up to your actions. $15 in shot glasses ended up costing me over a thousand bucks
Jun 2 2012 10:11AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Beer and wine fron Safeway, deli food from Safeway, 2 pairs of Von Zipper sunglasses and a Dakine Tanner Hall backpack, 3 pairs of glasses from Zumiez, food and free refillsfrom the lodge, many lighters and hella pencils and shit from my elementary schools book fair. Fuck me I'm going to hell.
Jun 2 2012 10:28AM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
when i was in grade school we used to put clear tape on a dollar bill to feed into a pop machine then pull it out to get a free pop...  that's it for me
Jun 2 2012 10:28AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Yeah especilly when my friend is the head line cook and tella me it cost's them around $2.00 to make a whole pizza and they sell it for $4.50 a slice..
Jun 2 2012 10:34AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
click lighter?!?!?!?! fuax pas negro.
Jun 2 2012 10:36AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
bingo!
Jun 2 2012 10:38AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
how have i never thought of this?
Jun 2 2012 10:44AM
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Backyard.Skier
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i used to take a large slurpee cup and then get a red bull/candy drop it in the cup then fill it with slurpee. bitches don't know shit
Jun 2 2012 10:45AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Nothing from a store or anything. But I have been known to get drunk and steal stuff from parties, usually just booze or novelty signs and that kind of stuff though. Never computers, ipods etc.
Jun 2 2012 10:54AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
you might have noticed your karma go up a bit.... that was me.
Jun 2 2012 10:56AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7265 - Karma: 33,275
same. um actually nevermind saying sprite was water once to get it cheaper.
Jun 2 2012 10:59AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
headphones and way to many 30 racks

Jun 2 2012 11:03AM
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.Cinderella.
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how do you steal a 30 rack?
Jun 2 2012 11:04AM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
Candy. Food from local mountain. Alcohol.
Jun 2 2012 11:05AM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
I dont steal. Ever.
Jun 2 2012 11:07AM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
i could never steal anything from a store cause it would make me feel so guilty but i guess downloading free music is stealing and sometimes refilling my drink before i pay for it.
Jun 2 2012 11:08AM
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Olimar
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The biggest thing ive stolen i honestly dont think i can post here because i feel like its actually sorta a big deal. Maybe not, but i dont want to risk it. But if you really wanna know, pm me and i can send pics and the story behind it.

Other then that i stole a little lighter in the shape of a pistol that doubled as a laser pointer from a store on the Ocean City MD boardwalk and also in the same night me and my friends stole a bunch of cigars from a different store because we are under 18 and cant buy them. Needless to say they were kinda shitty because they were just in a cup near the cashier, but oh well they were free.

Jun 2 2012 11:13AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
i only steal lunch money from nerds
Jun 2 2012 11:28AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
Holy fuck you make a lot of threads.
Jun 2 2012 11:29AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
your thunder
Jun 2 2012 11:35AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
i stole my own virginity...
Jun 2 2012 11:35AM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
The saga knee pockets make it damn easy and inconspicuous to steal things. So I buy a burger and then just pocket brownies and stuff. Sometimes if the line is really long I eat all my fries before I get to the cashier.
Jun 2 2012 11:37AM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
I've never really stolen anything. Besides pirating and asking fir a cup of water at mcdonalds then getting soda. I find it hard to respect people that steal just to "feel a thrill" when it's something small and easy to purchase. But then again I am a hypocrite
Jun 2 2012 11:38AM
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El.Guapo
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sometimes when i'm bored i take cars like corvettes and shit. but its more like "borrowing"
Jun 2 2012 11:40AM
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NinetyFour
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Aha damn. That is mega sneaky man.
Jun 2 2012 11:44AM
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alvy.
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Me and my friends (between 2 or 3 of us at a time) would run into the local rite aid, grab 2 18 packs each, and run out with the manager on our heels. We did this about 3 times in 4 days. Now they have cameras so we stopped but it was great while it lasted. FREE BEER
Jun 2 2012 11:58AM
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PON3
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My girlfriends heart :3
Jun 2 2012 12:00PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I remember in like the 8th or 9th grade, I was hanging out with this chick who I kind of had a crush on. We were just walking around the neighbourhood, when we happened to walk past one of those convenience stores owned by an indian family. She said something along the lines of "We should go shoplift from that store, I do it all the time!". She told me that I should go in alone since one person is a lot less conspicuous than two. Being the sucker that I am, I went into the store. I grabbed about three candy bars and a bunch of other random stuff. But as I was about to leave the store with my loot, I got this overwhelming wave of guilt that came crashing down on me and drowned me in my own conscience. I just stopped dead right in the middle of the store, not knowing whether or not to trust my gut. After a while, I resolved my inner conflict, and decided to pussy out and just buy it. I left the store, told the chick I stole it, and afterbanged.
Jun 2 2012 12:01PM
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Poems
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What was the big thing you stole?
Jun 2 2012 12:13PM
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F-Beezy
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i dont even wanna start to say over $3500 in stuff
Jun 2 2012 12:16PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I heard it was your mouth virginity
Jun 2 2012 12:21PM
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.Hugo.
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Well by saying that you did start... So why don't you back up your "claim".
Jun 2 2012 12:28PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
One time I stole free balloons.
Jun 2 2012 12:30PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,264
bull. you've never once downloaded music or movies or used someone's internet without asking?

but yea for me, besides 'virtual' possessions that aren't exactly possessions, nothing. just music+movies+software from the interwebs.
Jun 2 2012 12:33PM
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BrewskiJr
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I spent two weeks in Italy with my Latin class senior year in high school. Throughout the two weeks between 8 guys we stole about $2,000 in shit.

The biggest thing that we got was a $500 Ferrari racing jacket from the Puma store. We had a crazy ass system where people had those magnetic pin removers so they could remove the sensors without ink getting everywhere. People would distract employees while others would steal in our travel backpacks.

I stole several silk ties from street vendors and a couple soccer jerseys (not authentic just generic) from some stores. We could have gotten fucked looking back on it but oh well. Haha
Jun 2 2012 12:34PM
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LoathesRaisins
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I bought a sweet tea at macdonalds and filled the cup with soda.
Thug-Life
Jun 2 2012 12:35PM
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lineskier10
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hahaha mike-o you would be the kind of douche to steal for fun
Jun 2 2012 1:00PM
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