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Crystal-needs-a-park
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ill get straight to business, winner of the week:
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Junkie

2004-10-07 17:42:47
man this is really fucked up I can't believe you guys can't and won't open up your eyes. Dloc, you are the fucking man and one of the few i can respect on this site, thank you for being you.

we all know that d-loc is a certifiable genious, and we all posted a few d-loc gems in the committee forum... but we all think its a cop out to give it to him, so this pretty well covers us. kind of a double kill...

oh and we also came to the concensus that THE ENTIRE FUCKING NS COMMUNITY deserves the award for the week, but that too wouldve been a cop out you stupid motherfuckers. peace.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 9 2004 12:52AM
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Utahpowderskier
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D-loc is the moron of the week for sure.
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Oct 9 2004 12:54AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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We were so very close to giving to to everyone.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 9 2004 1:33AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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Oh god, what have i done.... Canadianskibum... if only i'd known... if only i'd waited.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 9 2004 1:33AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
well, guess ill have to settle for honorable mentions:

on proof of the biblical allegory of jonah and the whale:

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Junkie

2004-10-09 01:28:50
lol crystal..ever read moby dick? there have been documented cases in history where people have been found inside the stomach of a blue whale. But that is really irrelevant to this convo, its about morality.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 9 2004 1:36AM
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B-Wald
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^hahahah. wow.
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Oct 9 2004 1:37AM
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Utahpowderskier
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I laughed at that post pretty hard too

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Oct 9 2004 1:44AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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dude, stop, save yourself:

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2004-10-09 01:41:55
Thats good, if everyone did that the world would be a better place. May I point out that I also am not a 'churchgoer', I am not a member of any orginized religion, I just belive that faith in God is essential.

The problem with your theory of morality is that it is dependent on what YOU think. Lets say you put yourself in the shoes of a rich guy who has 10 ferraris and say, 'well if I had 10 ferraris, i wouldnt care if soemone stole one.' So you jack it. But thats still stealing, and its still wrong. (poor example, but you get my drift.)

I think it is far better to have a UNIVERSAL moral code that ALL of society collectivly adheres to (admitedly, that is impossible), but in the Bible I find a solid moral code to base my life on.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 9 2004 1:46AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yaaaaaaaaay 1984. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay communism. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay totalitarianism. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ethnocentricity.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 9 2004 1:47AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
oh my god

The world's gone to hell....

We're all gonna die, and it's all the retards' fault! I told you we just just shoot the motherfuckers in the fucking head!
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On my way to goddom no more!!!

I wish I were a fucking NS GOD!!

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Oct 9 2004 5:31AM
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davidh
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haha, these are funny.
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

Oct 9 2004 6:56AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
baaaaaaahahahahh, wow. and the GW rolls on....... and on.... and on.........
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
Oct 9 2004 1:15PM
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Sharpy
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crystal needs to tone dwon the bitterness
Oct 9 2004 2:03PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
yes he does, no one likes the high school bully. but whatever, ski seaosn will come and people will stop picking on each other.

i can't wait until the picture/videos sections become my new nesting grounds. i love hearing 12 year olds rip on everything anyone posts and comment about how it doesn't look as good as tanner's 'switch 9,000 butter nut grab to stalled out asshole itch/true tail double back flip mcfuck huntony tiger claw jack hamer' to switch stomp in powder off of a 1,000 foot cliff.



**Proud member of the d-loc fanclub**

d-loc's wit & wisdom at its best.
Oct 9 2004 2:10PM
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Bangor
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i think that calling out the ignorance/stupidity makes us all less apt to be ignorant/stupid, and that's why i fully support the golden wheelchair.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
Oct 9 2004 3:28PM
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poor@$$skibum
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for being the most intellegent species in the history of our planet, human beings can be incredibly stupid.


fat people should avoid buffets


Oct 9 2004 3:35PM
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J.D.
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^''It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than the dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons.''

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Oct 9 2004 4:32PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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do i have to remind you that its the internet... not real life? im just as bored as the rest of you.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 9 2004 6:17PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
WHATEVER BULLY! im telling the teacher!



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d-loc's wit & wisdom at its best.
Oct 9 2004 6:21PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
dont you fuckin do it or ill pound your ass at recess.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 9 2004 6:34PM
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