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If you had to die..

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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
how would you want it to go down?

IMO the best way is sufficating while motorboating Pam Anderson's tits

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May 31 2012 4:16PM
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Anathema
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painlessly in my sleep
May 31 2012 4:16PM
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Bateman
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OP just made this to prove heterosexuality.
May 31 2012 4:17PM
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Mike-O
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Death by snu-snu.
May 31 2012 4:17PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Avalanche, just to
May 31 2012 4:17PM
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NinetyFour
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See what it's like.
May 31 2012 4:18PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
skiing.
May 31 2012 4:20PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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May 31 2012 4:20PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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this thread is depressing, was planning on commenting something witty, but i couldn't think of anything. I WANNA LIVE!
May 31 2012 4:20PM
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Bateman
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says rock.
May 31 2012 4:22PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
mega huck off a huge cliff. like greater than 2000 feet to ice

May 31 2012 4:25PM
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AWALLRUS.
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lol'd
May 31 2012 4:25PM
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YoungDaysMedia
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wait what!!!! people die????
May 31 2012 4:26PM
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PON3
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May 31 2012 4:26PM
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AWALLRUS.
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a cliff greater than 2000ft would take you a long ass time to fall from. you'd pretty much be counting down to your death and wishing you weren't about to die.

but whatever floats your boat.
May 31 2012 4:27PM
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maximiliaan
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ofcourse not silly, they go to heaven
May 31 2012 4:27PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
ODing on a combination of Oxys, Xanex, and Cocaine




talk about floating on a cloud...
May 31 2012 4:32PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
im not sayin right now, but when im old and have some sort of terminal illness and am dying anyway
May 31 2012 4:33PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I want to die being used as a dildo by a giant ogre mistress.
May 31 2012 4:35PM
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Chubz.
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fucking my dream girl to the point of us both dying then cumming for eternity
May 31 2012 4:36PM
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Mr.Donut
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May 31 2012 4:41PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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No, this is if you HAD to die. dont worry, you dont have to
May 31 2012 4:42PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
if i had to die, and had the choose, id OD
May 31 2012 4:42PM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15
yeah, sex with a dream girl and cumming so hard my heart and head explode. Would be the most dope
May 31 2012 4:44PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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i dont know why, but your comment reminded me of this:



May 31 2012 4:49PM
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Bateman
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oh fuck that shits fucking disturbing
May 31 2012 4:49PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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sry, weird double vid post..
May 31 2012 4:49PM
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baethoven
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May 31 2012 4:54PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
Painlessly in my sleep.
May 31 2012 4:54PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
Death by Snu Snu or Sitting back grabbing a six pack and watching the universe end.
May 31 2012 4:55PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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May 31 2012 4:57PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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or my other way would be playing the most fucking incredible rock show while on every kind of weird drug i can squeeze into my blood at once, lighting my guitar on fire, smashing it while it burned, then hucking an eddie vedder style crowd surf from the top of the scaffolds, and dying of an overdose while i fell.
May 31 2012 5:03PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Now thats what i want to hear. +k to you sir
May 31 2012 5:07PM
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WI_Personallty
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I'm un kill able so after the end of the world there will only be three things left. Me, Hostess Twinkies, and superman.
May 31 2012 6:59PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Actually pls GTFO douche

kthxbye
May 31 2012 7:06PM
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Rachy
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I've thought about this quite a bit.

Plane crash by a major airline carrier.

Reasons:
1) Great view
2) Likely to be a quick death
3) A moment to grasp what is about to happen and make peace
4) Hopefully with someone you care about
5) Your family will get plenty of money out of the settlement so you don't need to worry about your family being provided for.
6) You may even have a chance to call a loved one and leave a good bye voicemail or write a note and put it in some sort of item like an aluminum water bottle.

But really, peacefully in my sleep.
May 31 2012 7:07PM
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SkiThe603
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Beheaded by Ned Stark for deserting the nights watch
May 31 2012 7:13PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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May 31 2012 7:23PM
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swagburg
Posts: 798 - Karma: 4,706
after yelling YOLO
May 31 2012 7:25PM
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manutdsaol
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May 31 2012 8:48PM
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J_Christoph
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my grandkids will steal me off my deathbed in the hospital, attach skis to my favorite chair, get me to the top of a mountain, push me down a sick line that has a giant cliff at the bottom
May 31 2012 8:52PM
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midget.
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I want to die in an anal train. I'll be railing some hot ass gilf in the butt and getting fucked by a dildo at the same time. The dildo will be 35 feet long and it will be flexible. Its gonna weave through my organs and pierce my heart. I'll be content dying while being surrounded by anal.
May 31 2012 9:08PM
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EvanWalz
Posts: 273 - Karma: 347
sounds like human centipede gone right
May 31 2012 9:12PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
if i had to die, i'd prefer it to be from a big fat shot of heroin. maybe mixed with some yayo...speedballs motha fucka!!
May 31 2012 9:16PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
While masturbating.
May 31 2012 9:19PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
There are so many ways I would like to die, but theres too high of a chance of being in excruciating pain, so in my sleep.
May 31 2012 9:28PM
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jahmin44
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Anyone who wants to die in their sleep is fucking lame.
May 31 2012 9:32PM
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miroz
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See sig. Thank you Malcolm.
May 31 2012 9:34PM
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Casper.
Posts: 622 - Karma: 65
Not this shit again..
May 31 2012 9:36PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
Just remembered my friends quote"If I gotta go, errybody's comin' wit me"
May 31 2012 9:38PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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with my middle fingers up to society going down in a blaze of fire, while being shot by many dessert eagles, and screaming fuck MURICA of course
May 31 2012 9:38PM
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