In honour of Papa_Lanks' "Joys of Pooping" thread, I figured it was about time to get this thread going in order to celebrate those times when we let one loose that wakes the dead (audible, olfactory, or both) and the relief they can give us.
shitting is the least of my concerns, the real concern is thinking you have the surface tension broken then...BRRRRPPPTTTTTTT....followed by the knee-jerk reaction of clenching up like you just got mini tazered in the ribs so that its obvious to those around you who it was
I was in driver's ed and it was just me and this bitch sittin in the back and i let go the classic silent but deadly and there's no way she didn't know it was me. This thig smelt like being slapped in the face by a hand filled with 3 day old milk and puke. I think part of her face melted off.