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Anything funny happen today?

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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
Share any of your funny stories from your day in here?

I'll share one, today my two buddies and I were mountain biking along some trails and we were up next to a creek and my friend hits the edge of a root and falls into the creek! haha and my other friend got it on video, i'll definitely post it in here once he shows it to me.

go!
May 25 2012 12:45AM
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SelenaGomez
Posts: 986 - Karma: 78
My sister failed the permit test for getting her permit. Still had 8 questions left when it failed her.
May 25 2012 12:46AM
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Anathema
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kinda goes without saying, don't ya think?
May 25 2012 12:47AM
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SelenaGomez
Posts: 986 - Karma: 78
I'm so good at so talking good.
May 25 2012 12:51AM
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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
Haha oh man, if i remeber right theres only around 20 questions oght?
May 25 2012 12:52AM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
I ate shrimp for dinner, it was HEELARIUZ
May 25 2012 12:52AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
I pee'd in her butt. It was LAWLZ!
May 25 2012 1:04AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
i made a thread telling a fun story and it backfired. SO FUNNY
May 25 2012 1:05AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
i walked in on my friend with vaselene all over his body pretending hes a slug
May 25 2012 1:12AM
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TheClap.
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yes

thanks for asking
May 25 2012 1:16AM
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iFlip
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Yes, this amused me greatly as well.
May 25 2012 1:18AM
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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
Well this could of been pretty cool...
May 25 2012 8:00AM
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Casper.
Posts: 622 - Karma: 65
hahaha
                ^This
May 25 2012 8:06AM
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WakaShocka
Posts: 640 - Karma: 111
i just fucking lost it in english +k
May 25 2012 8:26AM
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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
I lost it during drafting and my teacher kicked me out
May 25 2012 4:53PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
I got spiked in the shin at a track meet today. gave me a good laugh
May 25 2012 5:07PM
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gotti
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I sat down for my english exam today at the wrong exam and was for the same teacher but a grade below. I had already started sweating truly believing I was going to fail when I found out it was the wrong exam. LOLZ
May 25 2012 5:08PM
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EvanWalz
Posts: 273 - Karma: 347
very successful day if you ask me
May 25 2012 5:09PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
dope sick?
May 25 2012 5:12PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
watched a kid that talks way too much shit try to box the toughest guy at my school today haha it was so great
May 25 2012 5:46PM
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
At lunch today i spilt my milk everywhere because i forgot that i had already opened it. So i tried shaking it up with it wide open. It was bad yet very funny. There was milk everrrrryyy where
May 25 2012 5:57PM
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*SNO*
Posts: 2575 - Karma: 925
Saw a kid get his arm broken tonight! it was so funny

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May 25 2012 6:00PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
done that with one of those danimals yogurts before haha
May 25 2012 8:39PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Done that with my dick
May 25 2012 8:46PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i set an old folks home on fire today.
May 25 2012 8:48PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
You shake yogurt?
May 25 2012 8:52PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
You shake up your milk?
May 25 2012 8:55PM
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De-Clan
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 3,696
i played 9 holes of golf with 2 completly bombed guys, 1 short chinese guy who looked like the chinese guy in the hangover and some old guy who was also bombed, they were throwing down like 20 dollar bets and 50 just on every shot, sooo funny, and the sad thing is that it was only 5:30
May 25 2012 9:59PM
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bunnies.
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This was a ill while ago but I got a milk carton filled with milk along with ketchup, mustard and mayo dumped on my head because the siko bitch who did it's friend claimed I called her a slut....I didn't....it was fun.. But SOOO gross
May 25 2012 11:20PM
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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
today my teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom, so i made myself fake cry when another teacher came in it worked like a charm haha
May 25 2012 11:23PM
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Lucas
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Didn't happen
May 25 2012 11:26PM
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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
it did
May 25 2012 11:39PM
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cwphoto
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I have a good one. One of my friends last name is rape. No kidding. He owed the school some money, so he went to pay. There was a sub, so he gave the money to her. She asked for his name and he replied,"seth rape". She wrote down,'seth grape'. He looked her straight in the eye, monotone, serious voice, and says, "its rape" and walks away. Just say "its rape" with your best pedo voice and it makes the story way better
May 25 2012 11:54PM
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Olimar
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I went to this kids house who was having a couple people over. Im not really friends with the kid but i was invited and my friends were going so i decided to go as well. He had a trampoline, so i started jumping on it. You know, just throwin some flips, fuckin bitches. Then i went too big on a backflip and i came back down (in the middle) and the frame of the tramp that the springs are attached to just straight up snapped. Fearing his reaction, me and my friends just left without telling him. We laughed on the way home but then felt bad so we called him and told him what was up. He said it was ok because he never used it. so now i dont feel so bad.
May 26 2012 12:02AM
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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
if someone broke my tramp i would burn their house down
May 26 2012 12:14AM
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
*chocolate milk
May 31 2012 12:56AM
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LIL-WAT
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Seems like an appropriate reaction
May 31 2012 2:17AM
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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
i mean it's not too harsh, right?
May 31 2012 3:51PM
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WI_Personallty
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Disecting a pig in biology and my group named it San Juan.
May 31 2012 7:02PM
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Lucas
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last wek a girl got "raped" on the trail by my house. Turns out she completly made it up.
May 31 2012 7:08PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
i chased after the ice cream man with just my newschoolers hoodie, it wuz funny
May 31 2012 7:09PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Ohhh.. That was almost funny until she made it up.
May 31 2012 7:13PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
i discovered my NS twin :)
May 31 2012 7:32PM
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ryano
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the dumbass new guy military bro put a full tank of unleaded into our diesel straight truck and drove 60 miles on it.

prolly fucked the engine over.
May 31 2012 7:50PM
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p-fo
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I fucked LindsayJibber.
May 31 2012 7:54PM
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derekstreesv2
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I was walking with some friends in the forest next to my school at lunch when we came across a guy getting a hand job from a chick and making out on the trail.Both were students from the school. We diverted our route and headed to a different smoke spot when we came a cross that.
May 31 2012 8:28PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Lol me and my friend were driving and he was telling me a story and i really got into it idk why lol and he was driving but we got so into it he wasn't paying attention and i didn't really realize that we were driving anymore and then for some thankful reason, i looked ahead and there was a stoplight and the car was stopped in front of us about 30 feet and we were going 60 mph, and i just yelled "holy shit!" and then my friend slammed on the brakes, and then i kind of just accepted that we were gonna hit him going 40+ miles per hour but then my friends brakes locked up and the person in front of us pulled ahead like 5 feet because they realized we were gonna hit them and we skidded and stopped about 3 feet from them. It was fucking crazy.

We just then looked at each other and laughed really hard lol
May 31 2012 8:32PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
Was shooting clays and right as i dusted one, a bird was off in the distance behind it. So yeah killed the bird and then I masturbated, cheers.
May 31 2012 8:53PM
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ikindalikeskiing
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 142
Little brothers friend showed my little brother how sharp his pocketknife was by cutting through my trampoline... How neat is that?
May 31 2012 8:57PM
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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
show him how hot your fire is and burn his house down?
May 31 2012 9:01PM
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