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Future S......traight airs?

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NinetyFour
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Hopefully not a repost....

Pretty amazing nonetheless:

May 23 2012 1:53PM
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teleRADo
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hope they let the local elementary school come and have a field day with all those boxes.
May 23 2012 2:20PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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shoulda grabbed blunt
May 23 2012 2:22PM
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theBearJew
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The cardboard monster ate him.
May 23 2012 2:24PM
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steezbox
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That takes some balls and some accuracy to accomplish.
May 23 2012 2:29PM
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EmperorKuzco
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I would have a field day with all those boxes.
May 23 2012 2:34PM
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ShredMasterPlus
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I love how you don't even get to see him get out at the end.
May 23 2012 2:36PM
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Poems
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You need some serious testicles to acomplish this feat.
May 23 2012 2:38PM
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howlongcanausern
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looks legit
May 23 2012 2:46PM
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jorb.co
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They probably felt stupid for setting up a zillion boxes when he only need like 5
May 23 2012 3:01PM
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Anathema
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would have sucked had he missed the boxes
May 23 2012 3:05PM
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250r
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haha thats awesome someone finally landed with out a parachute. Would have been dope to see them do it the way people were originally planning, with the huge landing ramp where they would have had to matched their angles perfectly
May 23 2012 3:09PM
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Forcillo
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Hah. This
May 23 2012 3:17PM
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stupendous-man
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threads
May 23 2012 3:19PM
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hoodratz47
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i knew this was gonna happen.. just wait till the first guy in a wingsuit lands on the ground and walks away.
May 23 2012 3:32PM
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KEVTRON
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What is he just sprawled out completeley in the air in like the standing position, possibly produce enough drag to slow him down enough to land on his feet?
May 23 2012 4:24PM
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jah_medicine
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so did he die?
May 23 2012 4:27PM
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Spinoza
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Hahaha, Yeah what a bunch of morons
May 23 2012 5:24PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Herr derr they gave him a big landing space so it would be less likely for him to miss...
May 23 2012 6:05PM
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gotti
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he just looked stupid quite frankly landing into all those boxes
May 23 2012 6:13PM
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AWALLRUS.
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yo guys that's my dad
May 23 2012 6:19PM
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84891jnf92048
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I could make SUCH a big fort with 18,000 cardboard boxes.
May 23 2012 6:21PM
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Jewschoolers
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May 23 2012 6:28PM
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J_Christoph
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tuck and roll
May 23 2012 6:32PM
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Lucas
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derp
May 23 2012 7:13PM
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PartyHon
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as would i good sir
May 23 2012 7:25PM
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NinetyFour
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Don't wanna sound deprived but what is this "field day" you speak of?
May 23 2012 7:27PM
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EasyEast
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that was pretty cool
May 23 2012 7:29PM
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.ZT.
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I think they should do it into water. Although that might also be suicidal...
May 23 2012 7:31PM
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theBearJew
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someones gotta try this...

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May 23 2012 7:34PM
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NinetyFour
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Bahaha, did you make that? +K
May 23 2012 7:36PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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the box fort that could be made there....oh my lord.
May 23 2012 7:43PM
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ForeverYung
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It would be some much fun to make... Until the wind picked up
May 23 2012 7:51PM
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HorsecockTony
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pfff...I have a phd in cardboard architecture and the history thereof. what with the classical romanesque facades and....nevermind.
May 23 2012 8:06PM
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teleRADo
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Often it is a day where young kids take a field trip to a local park and have a huge bonanza of outdoor games including, but not limited to: dodgeball, tag, capture the flag, tug of war, three legged races, sack races (dont get pervy), water balloon/egg tosses, etc...

Nowadays, it's become a manner of speech meaning something along the lines of "to have a great time" and is often used in conjunction with an object or idea.

Here is kind of a weird picture I found, but I think you get the idea...

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May 23 2012 8:18PM
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teleRADo
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Sorry for the double post, but for those who are talking about using a wing suit and landing on their feet by pulling up hard, that seems extremely difficult and unlikely. To the guy that made that sweet gif with the canyon, not to rain on your parade, but I'm not sure you can use a wingsuit to gain elevation at all. Even with tremendous speed, I don't think you could even fly totally horizontally, let alone 'up,' since wingsuits rely on gravity to provide any sort of lift. It would work with a jetpack, since those provide their own thrust, but I don't think a wingsuit is capable of it.
May 23 2012 8:23PM
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theBearJew
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Yes i did. The method is unheard of and the world needs to know in the form of a gif. My paint skills are the best in the world.
May 23 2012 8:28PM
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Milksteak
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lol...
May 23 2012 8:33PM
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Dlud
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I believe I saw a 60 minutes show on this and they said that for every 2 feet they fall they move one foot forward, so no, the canyon idea would most definitely not work.

Unless it if two feet forward for one foot down. I'm not sure
May 23 2012 8:33PM
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SeanTom
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Great wall status. that looks fucking fun.
May 23 2012 8:34PM
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SladeSki
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Yeah that might have been old or something. Most of the new BASE suits or high surface-area suits can move up to three forward per one down. Pretty amazing if you ask me.
May 23 2012 8:39PM
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zerospinskier
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You know, if you would have put the word "wingsuit" or really anything skydive related this could have came up when I searched and I wouldn't have reposted it!
May 23 2012 8:40PM
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Dlud
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yeah, it was a couple years old. Thats sweet they can go so far. It looks like a lot of fun.

Especially in transformers 3
May 23 2012 8:43PM
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NinetyFour
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Yeah my bad. Just playing with words. Also I don't use the NS searchbar. I use google an attach newschoolers at the end. +k to
May 24 2012 12:32AM
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NinetyFour
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Yu know, I must have sausage thumbs. Can't operate mobile worth a damn anyways +k for your legit thread title and because I feel good. +k to the person who finds a video of some parachute guys diving at high speeds and the navigating some pylon course at ground level. Was on daily planet awhile back.
May 24 2012 12:34AM
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timmi
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soooooooooo he dead?
May 24 2012 3:20AM
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LIL-WAT
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Dem boxes..
May 24 2012 3:25AM
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84891jnf92048
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batman status
May 24 2012 11:00AM
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theBearJew
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so it IS possible....
May 24 2012 12:45PM
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CliffyByro
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pretty fucking awesome. that HAD to have hurt though
May 24 2012 1:46PM
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SladeSki
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Maybe if they weren't approaching terminal velocity most of the time it would be ;) You go give it a shot though man, you never know... :P
May 24 2012 4:25PM
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