Back in the day, a lot of school districts around here switched to milk bags instead of the little milk cartons. Those little bags sucked. I never had a problem putting a fucking straw in a capri sun, but those damn milk bags were a different beast.
How are you supposed to pour it with out making a mess? I think it would make me cry (get it? dont cry over spilled milk? hahahha #crazyfuckingcanadianmilkindusrtywiththeirweirdasswaysoftransportingmilktotheconsumerandfunypuntypedealbutnotreallyapunImnotsurewhatyouwouldcallitiguessasayingthatsbeingtakenliteraly