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Poem I Sent to NS to Get Unbanned
We first met in September of 09,
And since then all the mods found me quite fine.
NS has lately been my second life,
Your website is almost as awesome as my coach Tony's hot wife.
Though a couple weeks ago I made a bad desision,
I used on JD an offensive homophobic derision.
He banned me, and I know I deserved it,
But when I realized it was a permaban, I really threw a fit.
I made another account,
Trying to give myself another chance,
But then I said naughty things about how I wanted to get in Rebecca Black and her family's pants.
That earned me an IP ban,
From which mod I do not know,
But I don't feel bad about that one, because Rebecca Black is a hoe (you can't say you don't think the same)
I really miss you NS,
Out of all the websites on the internet you are the best,
So please unban me, because writing this poem made me... stressed?
well youre no artist, thats for sure
On a side note:
When op writes long lines / he committed all said crimes / this is a haiku / but now it's not, fuck you
Pretty cool. Now if they would get around to giving me my donor privileges...
prose that rhyme seldom flow well
notably due to poor syllables and lines
forcing the reader through textual hell
and utterly exploiting all literature and time
children and teachers too often surmise
that any couplet or scheme is a work of art
"joyful" and "beautiful" are their phony cries,
when, in reality, the prose are a shit covered fart
so remember, kids, that rhymes rarely triumph
because lots of smart poets don't rhyme their shit
they get aw
-ay with doing weird ass punctuation
and bitches still read
hundreds of years
wanna see exactly what you said to get banned.
twice the ban for this, clearly you didn't learn your lesson.
Inb4 banned again and have to make a short movie or something
They actually unbanned you for this?
apparently OP has styles we can't copy
I read woozy at first haha.
Here is still what it says when I try to log in as "The.Ginger" haha
Why you were banned: Used a homophobic slur, which is a ban, and aimed it at me, a moderator, which is just fuckin' stupid. Removed from NS gene pool... Darwin would be proud.
that is a shit poem how did it work
Op is a giant bundle of sticks.
Since we are talking about permabans here's mine Why you were banned: You've actually been banned for insulting dead people more than once? You don't deserve to be here. Making fun of dead skiers three times in a row = bye bye.
He's less of a who, and more of a what.
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