This weekend the richest girl in my town had a party. Her house has at least 20 rooms, a bunch of people showed up, got fucked up and it was just nuts. Mad shit got broken, and whatnot, but I do actually have a funny story. I get there and see this girl I talk to all the time (call her megan), sort of buzzed at this point so I figure fuggit why not try and get with her. We sneak upstairs after a little and get to hooking up, but then her ugly fuckin friend starts yelling her name from downstairs and Megan freaks out. I tried to convince her to stay, and that everything will be alright but she wasn't having it. Right as she was getting dressed the party hall monitor fag walks in and kicks us out. 0/1 I'm kinda pissed. Go back downstairs to enjoy the party a little bit so I'm dancin playin pong just having a good time, and all of a sudden I see another girl that never used to get drunk, but is all about it every weekend now (call her angela). So I talk to her and we try to go upstairs, but hall monitor douche is camping on the stairs this time so we go outside. We go like 100 yards back into this treehouse the girl has, and we go in there. After some convincing I FINALLY get her to give me dome. We got done with that and she wasn't down to fuck so I go back into the party. I'm just talkin with my friends hangin out and like 5 minutes later I see my friend Mat jump up into a ceiling fan and tries to stop it with his head. He ends up doing this like six times, and finishes it by punching one of the blades off the fan. At this point I'm really fucked up and can't make sense of whats going on. I walk into another room and what I saw just made me one of the happiest men on earth. This kid who is a fucking noob (for lack of a better term) is making out with the girl who just brushed her teeth with my semen.
It turns out that angela got a shitload of splinters in her ass, and everybody knows that kid ate my babies to be. The kid who broke the fan tried to replace a blade, but bought the wrong size. This led the fan to spin off axis and yesterday afternoon it crashed right down to the floor... No more parties for that girl, either way she's a cunt so I'm a little pumped. Anyone else have any cool shit happen to them?
obviously this thread is worthless without pics and this is the best one I could have EVER found..
Girl who gave me head is on the left, cockblocking friend is in the middle, and sloppy seconds douche is on the right.
SO NS... What was your wildest party story?