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Guys/Gals I Have Horrible News

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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
I am bored and have no cases to work on
May 15 2012 7:26PM
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crazysincethe80s
Posts: 257 - Karma: 20
Can you prescribe me percoce?
May 15 2012 7:28PM
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ski_utah
Posts: 494 - Karma: 160
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May 15 2012 7:28PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
i dont know what that is. even though i should cause im a certified doctor
May 15 2012 7:28PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
thanks!
May 15 2012 7:29PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
My dick fell off, should I be concerned?
May 15 2012 7:29PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
nope gorilla glue should work fine
May 15 2012 7:30PM
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crazysincethe80s
Posts: 257 - Karma: 20
Percocet
May 15 2012 7:31PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
alright, thanks man.
May 15 2012 7:31PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no i cant
May 15 2012 7:32PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
can you get me a free weed card?
May 15 2012 7:32PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no i am a doctor but k mart is having a sale on jeans
May 15 2012 7:33PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
I have Assburger Syndrome. I'm in need of speed.
May 15 2012 7:34PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
i got a bruise playing paint ball, can i get my green card?
May 15 2012 7:34PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
watch speed racer that should help
May 15 2012 7:34PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no but ill send you a get well card
May 15 2012 7:35PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
I have sharp pain in my chest and shoulder. Am I having a heart attack?
May 15 2012 7:36PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no when you had surgery a few years back they left some scissors in there
May 15 2012 7:37PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
I have a ton of anal fissures and cysts. Can i send you a pic via pm so you can diagnose me?
May 15 2012 7:39PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no i will not help you thats grody
May 15 2012 7:39PM
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crazysincethe80s
Posts: 257 - Karma: 20
You suck
May 15 2012 7:44PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
I am trying to deal with many cases and you are threatening my job.
May 15 2012 7:45PM
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crazysincethe80s
Posts: 257 - Karma: 20
Vicodin?
May 15 2012 7:47PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6101 - Karma: 7,624
I have chemikals in my butt
May 15 2012 7:47PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Dude me too!! (see other thread)
May 15 2012 7:51PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
did you try my suggestion
May 15 2012 7:51PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
I have butts in my chemikhals
May 15 2012 7:52PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
y u no give marijuanas?
May 15 2012 7:53PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
I did it feels fantastic, I'm walking around with a hose in my ass e
May 15 2012 7:53PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
All the time it feels so good. All my friends are jelious
May 15 2012 7:54PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
i loved a women who was unclean can you heal me?
May 15 2012 7:57PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
i can only thing of one way that your butt got in chemickhals, and that is you mistook the cheese grader for a slide
May 15 2012 8:00PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
sweet man give me karma if you want
May 15 2012 8:01PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
yes you must soak in mud for 4 days
May 15 2012 8:01PM
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Big_Spence
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i've been having some serious swelling and pain on the left side of my back, right below my shoulder blades and along my spine.

diagnosis?
May 15 2012 8:02PM
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so_gangk
Posts: 530 - Karma: 94
he wont his buddy did two marijuanas and died
May 15 2012 8:03PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
sleep on your right side it will even the pain
May 15 2012 8:03PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
clever.
May 15 2012 8:28PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
thanks
May 15 2012 8:44PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I have to get tested for HIV tomorrow before my visa to russia will clear, wanna do it?
May 15 2012 8:46PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no i fear the results
May 15 2012 8:55PM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
Solid comment
May 15 2012 9:03PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
thanks thats why im a doctor
May 15 2012 9:39PM
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EastCoast.
Posts: 1888 - Karma: 406
How do I know if I'm gay? Men seem to turn me on
May 15 2012 9:43PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
cats
May 15 2012 9:44PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
i have a rather large rash around my belly button, what should i do?
May 15 2012 9:45PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Have you ever groped another mans balls?
May 15 2012 9:46PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i purchased a hat made by Supreme and my penis quadrupled in size overnight, it now hangs out the bottom of my pant legs. If i also wear a Supreme shirt, can I expect the same results so that I may throw my dong over my shoulder like a continental soldier?
May 15 2012 9:49PM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 244
if there are two cats and i eat one cat can you give me drugs?
May 15 2012 9:52PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
finger it
May 15 2012 9:53PM
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EastCoast.
Posts: 1888 - Karma: 406
This made me laugh and want to puke at the same time....
May 15 2012 9:53PM
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