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Guys/Gals I Have Horrible News
I am bored and have no cases to work on
Can you prescribe me percoce?
i dont know what that is. even though i should cause im a certified doctor
My dick fell off, should I be concerned?
nope gorilla glue should work fine
can you get me a free weed card?
no i am a doctor but k mart is having a sale on jeans
I have Assburger Syndrome. I'm in need of speed.
i got a bruise playing paint ball, can i get my green card?
watch speed racer that should help
no but ill send you a get well card
I have sharp pain in my chest and shoulder. Am I having a heart attack?
no when you had surgery a few years back they left some scissors in there
I have a ton of anal fissures and cysts. Can i send you a pic via pm so you can diagnose me?
no i will not help you thats grody
I am trying to deal with many cases and you are threatening my job.
I have chemikals in my butt
Dude me too!! (see other thread)
did you try my suggestion
I have butts in my chemikhals
I did it feels fantastic, I'm walking around with a hose in my ass e
All the time it feels so good. All my friends are jelious
i loved a women who was unclean can you heal me?
i can only thing of one way that your butt got in chemickhals, and that is you mistook the cheese grader for a slide
sweet man give me karma if you want
yes you must soak in mud for 4 days
i've been having some serious swelling and pain on the left side of my back, right below my shoulder blades and along my spine.
he wont his buddy did two marijuanas and died
sleep on your right side it will even the pain
I have to get tested for HIV tomorrow before my visa to russia will clear, wanna do it?
thanks thats why im a doctor
How do I know if I'm gay? Men seem to turn me on
i have a rather large rash around my belly button, what should i do?
Have you ever groped another mans balls?
i purchased a hat made by Supreme and my penis quadrupled in size overnight, it now hangs out the bottom of my pant legs. If i also wear a Supreme shirt, can I expect the same results so that I may throw my dong over my shoulder like a continental soldier?
if there are two cats and i eat one cat can you give me drugs?
This made me laugh and want to puke at the same time....
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