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Terrible head expirence

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Mr.Sloth
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So today I recieve the worst head I have ever had. Most uncomfortable thing on earth. It started out nice enough, but progressed to use of teeth, and went downhill from there.

I couldnt stand the biting so i suggest she deep throat me. As she attempted this, she burped, and threw up a little on my dick (I only figured this out until later).

After 10 minutes of agony I practically made myself cum, and proceeded to run away. I then noticed the shit on my dick, and freaked out. 

Worst afternoon of my life.

What stories do you have?

May 11 2012 8:33PM
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CRiP
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haha i thought the same thing and didnt know what was going on halfway through
May 12 2012 10:42AM
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JzD.
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teeeth
May 12 2012 11:25AM
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miroz
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I've been around :)
May 12 2012 1:26PM
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gnarles.
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ya same i didnt really undertsnad till the end
May 12 2012 2:14PM
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Sam.Carson
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hahahah the hand part was hilarious
May 12 2012 4:38PM
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Mattsaff
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and welcome to Summer NSG
May 12 2012 4:45PM
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Jane6
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when the dude didnt tell me he was about to cum and gives his load right down my throat. I start coughing uncontrolably for at least 10 minutes. Or when the dude says his ex girlfriends name while cumming. seriously, that was awkward as fuck.
May 12 2012 8:25PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Id've punched him straight in the dick.
May 12 2012 8:28PM
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jameskiy
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Jane6 +1 = jane7 (solid 7)
May 12 2012 8:28PM
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Jane6
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my cover is blown.
May 12 2012 8:30PM
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jameskiy
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no wonder he said his ex's name ;)
May 12 2012 8:34PM
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jameskiy
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ladiest and gentlemen we have a pube shaver
May 12 2012 8:35PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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dude i think i know the girl




























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May 12 2012 8:43PM
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Jane6
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Tosh doesnt know what he is missing out on.
May 12 2012 8:50PM
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tripnip
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i forget which one but one of them described giving an Indian rugburn as enjoyable. those magazines give shit advice. and if my girlfriend starts with to much teeth just say try more tongue or use your tongue.
May 12 2012 9:08PM
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2_fadez
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probably Cosmo
May 12 2012 9:11PM
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.R-Lohin
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Ive had a few shares of girls who scrape the bark. Shits not cash
May 12 2012 9:37PM
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Peter.
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>mfw
May 12 2012 9:45PM
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why
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I like this thread.
May 12 2012 9:49PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah usually I keep the undercarriage silky smooth, but forsome reason I hadn't gotten around to it for a couple weeks. Her braces caught a few pubes and pulled them out it was fucking horrid. Probably more so for her because she had to pick them out..
Gross I know, that's why I said you can fill in the rest in the first post..
May 13 2012 1:26AM
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sndyrvr
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Wetter is better. Deeper is a keeper
May 13 2012 1:51AM
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specialSAWce
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on a somewhat related note, this girl in my brothers class was gettin it up the butt one time and she stood up before it was over and ran to the bathroom, the dude looked down and there was poo, yes she dunnit, she pooed on his D, for the rest of the year everytime she did something anywhere from 1-15 people would make fart noises to simulate her shitting
May 13 2012 2:08AM
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Bill.Nye
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May 13 2012 2:12AM
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NinetyFour
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Lol. Man I seen one of your posts on Facebook the other day. Was on a pic of Benchetler's powder magazine skis I think.
May 13 2012 2:17AM
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CriesAfterSex
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May 13 2012 2:18AM
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Bill.Nye
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WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME!?
May 13 2012 2:20AM
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FLBP
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My ex loved cosmo and I really enjoyed it when she tried some of the new ideas they gave her.  But one night, it led to the worst head experience of my life. She went down on me and caught my load in her mouth like usual, at first she was a spitter, but as time went on she started swallowing on more and more occasions.  As always she'd come up for a kiss, I figured fuck it, if that girl is willing to put my dick in her mouth, I might as well give her a kiss.  That's all she wants.  Until on this day, she wanted to try a new move she read about called the snowball, where she spits the load in my mouth and I swallow, so when she kisses me and I return the favor I start to feel her trying to pass a nice fat slimey load past my lips, I didn't know how to react so a little bit made it into my mouth, I got pissed off and spit that shit right into her face.  Fucking cosmo.
May 13 2012 10:48AM
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armadaski44
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. Similar experience however tho. i was face fucking her and she coughed right as I splurged and i guess she choked on it or whatever and like puked up my cum. The only reason this is in the least bit funny is cuz it was in my friends bathroom and it got everywhere. Normally id feel bad but he was being a douche that night
May 13 2012 11:18AM
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[hamnuts]
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+k
May 13 2012 11:22AM
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HorsecockTony
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hahaha me too! I don't know why, but as soon as he mentioned puke, I realized it wasn't a headache..
May 13 2012 11:27AM
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tripnip
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i haven't had to encounter those damn things since middle school. those are better than any Chasity belt.
May 13 2012 11:32AM
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skithesprings
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I can't get off from head :(


May 13 2012 11:50AM
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skithesprings
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shut up joel


May 13 2012 11:58AM
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theabortionator
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I used to own a head snowboard 10 years ago.
May 13 2012 12:04PM
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miroz
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Was it an all around terrible experience?
May 13 2012 12:53PM
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SurfaceHoar
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Had a girl straight up projectile vomit on my d while giving me road head driving through new mexico at hwy speed.
May 13 2012 12:57PM
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skithesprings
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May 13 2012 1:00PM
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Willgum
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Oh my first thought was that you somehow managed to grow your dick bigger for two weeks, and it was so big she couldnt fit it in her mouth and scraped it. Haha mildly dissappointing
May 13 2012 9:33PM
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Bodhisattva_
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I thought I was the only one! It sucks because I don't really wanna blow in my lady but I can't pull out early and let her finish with the fallatio(sp), not a good situation.
May 13 2012 9:44PM
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EastCoast315
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I had a drunk girl essentially floss with my foreskin once. I'm into pain, so it was sorta nice, but I was taken aback at how her teeth were so flexible. And it was definitely unexpected, so a bit unsettling.

For all you freaky jewboys out there with parents that forgot that nature knows best, I'm talking about this:

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Floss style. Yeah.
May 13 2012 10:08PM
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EastCoast315
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Oh shit, wrong image, hypospadias is some weird congenital birth defect, thats not what I'm saying.
You get the idea though.
May 13 2012 10:10PM
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Bodhisattva_
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*saw not seen FUCK saw saw saw saw not seen. You sound so ignorant when you say that. Sorry but all the redneks in my town say "seen" and it fucking irritates me that their parents fail to teach them elementary grammar.
May 13 2012 10:23PM
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El_Barto.
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its cool bro, i have hypospadias as well.
May 13 2012 10:28PM
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throatyogurt
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anyone read any of tucker max's books? in one of them hes getting road dome and he turns the wheel really fast and it gives the girl a rubber burn across her face. always thought that was really funny.
May 13 2012 11:21PM
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103859264
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loll
May 13 2012 11:23PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Is that the "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" guy?
May 14 2012 12:13AM
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throatyogurt
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yes sir
May 14 2012 4:47PM
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seward
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psssst - his bushhhhh
May 14 2012 5:14PM
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trettzilla
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saw it happen once...
May 14 2012 6:43PM
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