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MYNAMEISCARSON
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who are your favorite amateur skiers and do can you provide video of them
May 10 2012 1:20AM
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CrotchKiller
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sometimes i shower in paint and let it dry to try and feel how the paintings feel
May 10 2012 1:22AM
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hot.pocket
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Sometimes I like to get real sopping wet and break into my neighbors house and just steal all of their shit.
May 10 2012 1:25AM
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CrotchKiller
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can we do it together but use paint instead of water, and poop in their sinks after we take everything?
May 10 2012 1:32AM
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specialSAWce
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no you cannot poop in the sink, stealing everything including kitchen sink is necessary
May 10 2012 1:35AM
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CrotchKiller
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dont be ridiculous dude, thats just dumb
May 10 2012 1:36AM
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Skiingsnow
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i find getting naked, tar and feathering myself and waiting on their couch masturbating gets a real good reaction
May 10 2012 1:37AM
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hot.pocket
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I can't believe I didn't think of this before! Start making the plans, lets grab some backup people as well.
May 10 2012 1:42AM
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hot.pocket
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Apparently you should witness this:


May 10 2012 1:43AM
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Skiingsnow
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a truly inspirational member of society
May 10 2012 1:51AM
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CrotchKiller
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May 10 2012 1:54AM
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Toaster-Tony
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please invite me.
May 10 2012 1:55AM
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hot.pocket
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Qualifications?

And CrotchKiller, we must also bring military grade night vision goggles and a Samurai sword signed by Randy Jackson, you know, for protection, and stuff...
May 10 2012 1:58AM
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CrotchKiller
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i have a couple of these we could strap on for protection

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and one of these ass well

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we should be fine
May 10 2012 2:03AM
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youngdtay
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This kid is really sick, he's my age and I think his name is like Davis R, or something. And also I hear he just likes to keep it real by covering himself in vaseline and pretend he's a slug. He's not into that weird shit you kids do these days.
May 10 2012 2:04AM
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CrotchKiller
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i sometimes take a fistful of baby carrots and shove them into the black of my butthole
May 10 2012 2:05AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Well. Someone needs to drive the getaway car.








May 10 2012 2:07AM
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special-J
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the fact that there is not a single legitimate response to this thread is fantastic.
May 10 2012 2:07AM
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CrotchKiller
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^i think hes in
May 10 2012 2:08AM
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Toaster-Tony
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I am honestly proud to say that I am a part of the naked poop-bandits.
May 10 2012 2:09AM
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youngdtay
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Yeah, you see I've tried that a couple of times and I just can't get into it. Say, have you ever covered yourself in salad dressing, like a nice vinagrette, and paid Japanese kids to beat you with a garden hose?
May 10 2012 2:11AM
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Alex_G
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Cam Snyder (opening part)


May 10 2012 2:12AM
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CrotchKiller
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ew dude, thats gross. Dont be so raunchy
May 10 2012 2:13AM
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youngdtay
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Raunchy? Thats some real O.G. shit right there. You kids and your baby carrots and your group masturbation while covered in tar and feathers.
May 10 2012 2:15AM
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hot.pocket
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I mean, obviously! This plan is forming together nicely, but we need a tech specialist.
May 10 2012 2:17AM
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Toaster-Tony
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I thought he was the tech specialist^
May 10 2012 2:19AM
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hot.pocket
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I see I see. Well, I think were ready.

Everyone meet under the the blue oak tree that resides in the edible glitter forest.
May 10 2012 2:20AM
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CrotchKiller
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i have actually hired the young man on the right to be our techy
May 10 2012 2:21AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Tomorrow at sundown, we roll.
May 10 2012 2:23AM
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Toaster-Tony
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No problem, however, I still want "tiny arms" to come along. He can just ride on one our shoulders or something.
May 10 2012 2:25AM
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CrotchKiller
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agreed

forgot the pic of Rhon Jon

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hes the young man on the right(his daughter is on the left)
May 10 2012 2:32AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Lmao. Oh. He's definitely in.
May 10 2012 2:36AM
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hot.pocket
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Looks like he could do some substancial damage, great addition.

Can this be out theme song?

May 10 2012 2:36AM
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Toaster-Tony
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HAHA I was fucking waiting for this.
May 10 2012 2:37AM
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CrotchKiller
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only if you collect the blood from my ear drums, so i can drink it back into my system
May 10 2012 2:40AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Is it just me, or has that song been stuck in everyone's head since the "Baseball is Gay" thread?
May 10 2012 2:41AM
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hot.pocket
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Ok ok ok let me try again.



Eh? Eh?
May 10 2012 2:45AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Hahaha big booty bitches it is. I feel it fits out style better. I'll save "Call Me Maybe" for an edit next year.
May 10 2012 2:48AM
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CrotchKiller
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i like that a lot, what about this though?

May 10 2012 2:49AM
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Toaster-Tony
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I do have to say, both of you share an extraordinary taste of music.
May 10 2012 2:52AM
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Bateman
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Maybe Lars Tynes. He doesnt really have that many edits to post, but he has a lot of sick pictures all around NS, and he kills the park. Incredible style and a very special way of hitting every element.

Just love his playful style

May 10 2012 3:07AM
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hot.pocket
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Only if.....










































...you lemme smang it.
May 10 2012 3:28AM
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coldcuts69
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you fucking shitstain
May 10 2012 7:29AM
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JWeinstock
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Lupe Hagerty representing West Hartford and he has a bunch of sick edits
May 10 2012 7:30AM
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Stickity
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top 5 greatest threads
but does sam hurst count?
if so, him.
May 10 2012 8:10AM
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Lapander
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Shaun White
May 10 2012 9:29AM
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theguyman1
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you have "shaun white" in almost every of your posts. Are you trying to be funny? just asking because you're not.
May 10 2012 9:55AM
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Stickity
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wayne shite
May 10 2012 10:26AM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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Jware
May 10 2012 10:32AM
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LittleFoot
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tom wallisch
May 10 2012 10:43AM
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CrotchKiller
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well of course
May 10 2012 11:05AM
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