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Shaving thy scrotum

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meowmo
Posts: 319 - Karma: -102
HAs anyone here ever sucessfully done this
May 9 2012 10:05PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
just put the fucking shower on cold. pretty much the only time shrinkage is a good thing.
May 30 2012 5:47AM
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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
I'm 64 now and I've never even trimmed my balls. The hair is so long that it pokes out the bottom of basketball shorts. My babysitter thinks its the hottest thing ever. She plays with my flowing ball hair for hours. It does get annoying when I am running though
May 30 2012 8:34AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I see.  like a scarecrow, but stuffed with pubes instead of leaves.  Interesting. 
May 30 2012 8:47AM
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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
Forgot to mention that it doubles as a belt
May 30 2012 8:50AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Bah, work on training that mass of pubes into one of those harry potter wool ponchos.  That'll get you somewhere with the bitches. 

I am so glad I'm not a hairy person in the least. and blonde on top of that. 

May 30 2012 8:56AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
it helps to not have ball hair to begin with.
May 30 2012 9:03AM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
take a cheese grater and out it on a counter level with your balls and then plop them right up there and start grindin, in about 45 seconds yyour balls will be smooth as silk
May 30 2012 9:13AM
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the.nile
Posts: 580 - Karma: 153
cold shower and take your time. your balls will be smooth as glass
May 30 2012 9:25AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7085 - Karma: 50,465
cold water + soap. no pressure, just the motion.
May 30 2012 9:28AM
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TijmenDal
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What, the hair just falls off? Or do you razor it off
May 30 2012 9:45AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
You just play Coldplay and the ball hair throws itself off your ballsack to a watery grave.
May 30 2012 9:49AM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
My balls are as smooth as eggs
May 30 2012 9:52AM
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Jane6
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this thread is relevant to my interests.
May 30 2012 9:54AM
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Spinoza
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Use an electric razor and be careful, Don't try to get too close!
May 30 2012 10:00AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
fuck that! hairy ballsacks are the best! It's nature's contraceptive, sperm fertility decreases if balls are kept at a warmer temperature, so keeping them nice and isolated is my way of saying NO to having kids ...
May 30 2012 10:03AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
it actually doesnt hurt or cut you at all. you just pull on the base of your penis with your fingers so that the skin stretches out flat like a batwing and glide the razor along it.
May 30 2012 10:03AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
About every week I shave them. And I have never once cut my balls. And a plus that my girl loves it.
May 30 2012 10:34AM
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no_steeze
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when i'm old enough to have ball hairs i'm gonna shave them
May 30 2012 10:37AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
beautiful
May 30 2012 4:47PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
any tips for mowing the lawn without getting pubes all over the place?
May 30 2012 4:49PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
the best way to do it, it is like im 12 again.

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May 30 2012 4:54PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
i read this and choked on a fruit snack from laughing
May 30 2012 4:54PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
this. And hair also acts as a natural lubricant. That's why we have it in our armpits, buttcrack, and nuts.
May 30 2012 5:02PM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
is probably a man.
May 30 2012 6:06PM
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ActualNinja
Posts: 394 - Karma: 133
This thread scares the shit out of me.
May 30 2012 6:59PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
something tells me vinegar would not take care of any hair you have down there.
May 30 2012 7:04PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
I've trimmed 'em but never shaved. That shit's sketch
May 30 2012 8:21PM
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p-nutt
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just dont leave it on too long or bad things will happen
May 30 2012 8:23PM
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p-nutt
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just dont leave it on too long or bad things will happen
May 30 2012 8:23PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Well now I'm curious...

looks like I'm testing it tonight.
May 30 2012 8:33PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
i feel like this would work so well
May 30 2012 8:39PM
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skithesouth
Posts: 145 - Karma: 8

go hard or go home

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May 30 2012 8:46PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
i wax my sack and gooch...
May 30 2012 9:17PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
laughed so fucking hard
May 30 2012 9:35PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
i find the dual handles of the brush trimmer offer a lot more control and finesse, though if i need it done quick i go with aforementioned saw. its just a little sloppy sometimes, see i'm a huge pussy, so i can't control it too well. too much horsepower in a shaving instrument for me. i prefer to keep it under 5 hp, call me a pussy all you want but the brush trimmers are the way to go.
May 30 2012 9:38PM
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LAO
Posts: 175 - Karma: 142
attempted this an hour ago and ended up nicking my nut just barely, how did i know this was going to happen?
May 30 2012 10:20PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
A FEMALE HAS SPOKEN! Thine shall be done.
May 30 2012 10:23PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
Very risky. I've fucked it up before
May 30 2012 11:01PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
same. I've cut both the shaft and the sack. both hurt like a bitch. also pants+cut healing on penis+friction=bad. Id recommend only using the electric on the above the penis area
May 30 2012 11:06PM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
not even kidding, I did this less than ten seconds ago. the single blade razor was a bit rough but I powered through the pain. there are a few stragglers, but all in all I did a pretty bang up job.
May 30 2012 11:09PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
you suck at shaving
May 30 2012 11:12PM
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snakerton
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lol +k for that
May 30 2012 11:17PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
thats for shavin pussy

i prefer the Husqvarna 3120 XP

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May 30 2012 11:47PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
lol.
May 31 2012 12:35AM
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DsMoK3
Posts: 467 - Karma: 198
This is pure gold, all the karma
May 31 2012 12:56AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I lol'd when the mental image of a dick with big mutton chop sideburns on either side crept into my mind.
May 31 2012 4:19PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
my are pretty tough so every time i shave it's a pain in the ass. i have to bring this out
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May 31 2012 4:25PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469

I'm a naturally hairy guy. Well adapted for cold enviroments, I find myself sweating buckets during the summer months. Because of this, scrotum shaving is a neccesary task.

Neccesary, but not easy.

May 31 2012 5:02PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
my balls tend to smell realy strong when i sweat but its mostly because all the hairs absrd the sweat and then it just rots. And unfortunately i am a quarter portuguese, which makes me extremely hairy. and i i dont realy feel like shaving the old sack from fear that i would fail and a ball would slip out
May 31 2012 5:10PM
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