anathema's guide on how to not give a fuck.
get drunk and repeat something condescending about whatever it is that's making you give a fuck in song form.
example: a girl is being a giant ass bitch to you.
drink your face off and just sing "SHE'S A GIANT BITCH, SHE'S A FUCKIN BITCHY ASS BITCH AND I DONT NEED THAT SHIT. IM THE FUCKIN BOSS, SHE'S A WHORE FROM HELL. FUCK THAT BITCHY SLUT IN HER STUPID FUCKIN ASS" to whatever tune you want.
pissed that your car broke down and it's going to cost 5g to fix?
drink a quart and start singing my friend. "WHO NEEDS A CAR WHEN I GOT MY FUCKIN FEET. FEET ARE SO MUCH BETTER IM GONNA WALK ALL FUCKIN DAY. GONNA GET IN SHAPE, FUCK THAT FUCKIN CAR, GONNA RUN AROUND GONNA RUN SO VERY FAR."
you feel even better about yourself when you rhyme..
best friend being a dickhead?
"THATS MY BUDDY NATE HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU. DONT EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO HIS DUMB ASS HES GOTTA PITIFUL IQ. HES SO FUCKING STUPID DOESNT KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR HIM. NOW IM GONNA HANG OUT WITH MY OTHER BUDDY JIM. JIM IS SO AWESOME HE MAKES ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF. FUCK THAT PANSY NATE AND HE'S TINY LIKE A ELF".
see how good you feel already? sing it loud and sing it proud. and remember, your condescension is key. make other people or objects feel bad while making yourself feel good and laughing about the situation.