This is gonna mind destroy you.
so we all know pioneered freeskiing right?
i mean your dumb if you think otherwise (hope that faunt worked)
witness my embed muddar duckers. who da noob now?
We'll because i am a prodigy, after playing that sick ass cracka james bond game, I being the boss tried a 360, (thats right a 360 you donkey bangers) over a small bump on rentals when i was 8 (im 16 now)
Now i didn't make the 360, i didnt want to because i was hipster at the time you donkey f***ers
I made a 270,(what? you cant hear my evoice/penis? thats because you just lost hearing and sight cos this $h!1 is so effin extreme.
i stomped it and afterbanged so fucking hard I twisted my legs like a prepubescent giraffee BUT, BECAUSE THERE WAS A BUMP NOT A JUMP I BUTTERED, AND IF THERE WAS A RAIL IT WOULDVE BEEN A 270 ON
so using proper logic I, who bet all of you a 8 years ago, invented:
the BUTTER 270 on in 2002
this will really mindscrew you
My name is James, and at the time i made the 270, i was blonde, so i called myself james blonde like james bond. (i know i was a witty ripped steezy kid)
So i think what happened, was i futurespun with my 270, into the game, did a leg flail which then made me want to try tricks, and do the 270, theofore, I inspired myself,
to create freeskiing.
And y'all think im a noob, makes me sick, show some respect for your founding father/mother (no sexist) (not transsexual either)
try to wikipedia your way out of that one you wimps.
logic'd
cya bosses, +k for bumping
#kingofskiing #betterthantammywhamstixx
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