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Look At What You've Done To Yourself!: Ukranain Girl Fulfills Dream Of Becoming Real Life Barbie Doll

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Zimmerman
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Look At What You've Done To Yourself!: Ukranain Girl Fulfills Dream Of Becoming Real Life Barbie Doll
April 25, 2012

[IMG]geekologie.com/2012/04/25/real-life-barbie.jpg[/IMG]

This is 21-going-on-6-year-old Valeria Lukyanova (links to her Ukranian Facebook-y thing with LITERALLY 10,000 more photos of Little Ms. Vain). Valeria always dreamed of being a real life Barbie doll. And now, after numerous surgeries, she's finally realized her dream AND CAN HOPEFULLY MOVE ON TO ACTUALLY DREAMING ABOUT SOMETHING WORTHWHILE. Wow, of all the dreams in the world to come true of course it's squandered on the girl who wants to look like Barbie and not everybody hoping for a cure for cancer. "That little bitch." *pointing* That girl said it, not me!

Hit the jump for more pictures of the WTFery than you could shake a cheeseburger at (although someone should certainly still try).

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And all I can think is:

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and i know the images  of the girl didn't work at first but will be fixing cause it's less work

Apr 26 2012 4:12PM
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Dylan_
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you failed hard but, what in the fucking fuck is that ?
Apr 26 2012 4:14PM
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Squidles
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Fuck, disgustingly skinny.
Apr 26 2012 4:15PM
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Zimmerman
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Apr 26 2012 4:16PM
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Zimmerman
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its funny cause i actually previewed and knew exactly what was wrong with it but was just too lazy to individually type shit so i figured id post it then fix it. derp.


but seriously she is too skinny
Apr 26 2012 4:18PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Disturbingly Barbie-like.
Apr 26 2012 4:18PM
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Mr.Turtle
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i'd stick it in her
Apr 26 2012 4:19PM
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soulskier
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i wonder if she has nipples
Apr 26 2012 4:24PM
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Rosso_Corsa
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Barbies don't have vaginas.
Apr 26 2012 4:30PM
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blackmamba.
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is that shopped? if not, the fuck is wrong with chicks/our society these days. fantasy + reality = dumbass shit
Apr 26 2012 4:37PM
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snowisholywater
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my barbie did
Apr 26 2012 4:47PM
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Mr.Turtle
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did I ever mention that she needed one?
Apr 26 2012 4:48PM
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Jane6
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call me crazy but I think playing with Barbies as a kid in combination with skinny ideals have made me thinking that looks... well not normal. Her boobs are too big to be normal in my eyes. But besides that I think it looks pretty cool.
Apr 26 2012 4:52PM
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Bill.Nye
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Apr 26 2012 4:55PM
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Zimmerman
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thank you.
Apr 26 2012 4:57PM
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dex.
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what is this i dont even
Apr 26 2012 4:57PM
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maximiliaan
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you mean she had some cosmetic surgery? wow never aspected that coming
Apr 26 2012 4:59PM
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Jane6
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all I'm saying is that beside the bewbs I think she looks pretty good. fucked up beauty standards ftw
Apr 26 2012 5:02PM
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maximiliaan
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well not really a beaty but id tap her
Apr 26 2012 5:04PM
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Zimmerman
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so being a 2X4 with boobs is attractive to you?  to each their own i guess
Apr 26 2012 5:05PM
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Jane6
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something like that. Haha idk, its something I have been thinking a lot about when studying sociology last year, so many things I go all Bill Oreilly over when trying to explain why I think so and so. I will never let my future kids play with Barbies or whatever if they dont insist on it because all the other kids are doing it. Toys like that just sends out a fucking whack message to kids on how to look. I dont want my daughters (or sons) to start thinking of diets when they are 7 like I did //end super serious rant
Apr 26 2012 5:12PM
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Lick
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It's her body, let her do whatever the fuck she wants.
Apr 26 2012 5:23PM
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treemobbin
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solid 7
Apr 26 2012 5:25PM
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Zimmerman
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i never said she shouldn't have done it or anything.....that was all in the article which i didn't write. I don't give a fuck what she does. I just thought it was interesting/weird.
Apr 26 2012 5:29PM
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Mike-O
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I agree!

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But seriously, even through surgery, she isn't even that skinny - just well "sculpted". Look at some of the completely anorexic models out there who look like complete shit (for many) and then look at her - it's like she's the Star Jones of skinny chicks.
Apr 26 2012 5:29PM
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TheClap.
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Id fuck her, in a heartbeat
Apr 26 2012 5:47PM
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theBearJew
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Apr 26 2012 5:53PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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def bangable
Apr 26 2012 6:19PM
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Deluge
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DAFUQ
Apr 26 2012 6:20PM
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theabortionator
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wut
Apr 26 2012 6:21PM
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PacificRimJob
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...ah jeez.
Apr 26 2012 6:25PM
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Algebra
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Apr 26 2012 6:25PM
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PhaedeD
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I WOULD HOLLER.
Apr 26 2012 6:43PM
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PhaedeD
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I WOULD HOLLER.
Apr 26 2012 6:43PM
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Radio
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id still bone her, in some weird robot-barbie fetish way though.
Apr 26 2012 6:46PM
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geteducated
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EXPENSIVE!
Apr 26 2012 6:46PM
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Heart
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her chest/stomach area looks grossly small. would still bang
Apr 26 2012 7:25PM
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KravtZ
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i would tear that girl apart. I bet shes way hotter in person. Plus who didnt back in the day feel up a barbies vag ( i have a sister)
Apr 26 2012 7:27PM
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Heart
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also look at this cat house from that website:

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Apr 26 2012 7:28PM
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schusson
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.
Apr 26 2012 7:31PM
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AWALLRUS.
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wow i'd hit it.

she looks like one of those japanese sex dolls that are designed to look like anime girls.

also, she could make her own prank show where she stands in public places and pretends to be a mannequin, then scares people! $$$$$
Apr 26 2012 7:43PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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tha fuq? and yaeh id bang her.
Apr 26 2012 7:58PM
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E-Nix
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For those with goggles click the second link and check out my illustration of Barbie.
Apr 26 2012 8:30PM
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E-Nix
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Not second the third link.
Apr 26 2012 8:31PM
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PacificRimJob
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What if she ate a hamburger? Would she explode?

...also that atat cat house is INSANE.
Apr 26 2012 8:52PM
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Rosso_Corsa
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I'd rather have this than the girl, and I don't even have a cat.
Apr 26 2012 9:10PM
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Zimmerman
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that is so dope. cats
Jun 6 2012 6:21PM
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BROSEIDON
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lol at the cats' mini bar
Jun 6 2012 6:28PM
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Ski_ThEast
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holy shit that's beautiful
Jun 6 2012 6:32PM
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Zimmerman
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i couldn't find any links?
Jun 6 2012 6:33PM
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roddy116
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wonder what would happen if she got knocked up
Jun 6 2012 6:38PM
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