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How safe is Moscow, Russia?

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ECB
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So I just got awarded a scholarship to study abroad in Moscow for 6 weeks this summer.

It includes airfare, housing, meals, tuition, visas, etc.

I only have to pay for leisure activities, brides, and a credit transfer fee.

If I don't do it, I'll have to take a summer class in order to graduate next semester.

I don't speak Russian.
I don't read Russian.
I am of Russian heritage (so I look Russian)
I really want a mail order bride and this might be my chance to meet her in person.


Seriously though, how safe will I be? What should I expect? Is police corruption a problem?
Apr 18 2012 3:08PM
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Jodi
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In soviet russia....you can bang your cousin.
Apr 18 2012 3:10PM
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Nufity
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Assuming what I've learned from television is accurate they are either circus bears riding unicycles or terrorists in the future and everything in between.
Apr 18 2012 3:10PM
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ECB
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WOW solid first post, i'm actually impressed

I was so excited my favorite mod (and hottest) posted in my thread, maybe saying she was gonna be there the same time.....but no :( hahahah
Apr 18 2012 3:11PM
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BrewskiJr
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My buddy studied abroad in Russia. He sends us tons of videos of himself running around in student riots. Apparently it's pretty fucked up. Police brutality is common and it can often be pretty unsafe at night. The videos of him in the riots are insane though. Running around with his hot blonde Russian girlfriend dodging police, tear gas, the whole shebang.


All in all, its wild, somewhat unsafe, but he loves it. If thats your scene then go for it. Just don't tell anyone you're an American.
Apr 18 2012 3:11PM
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*SNO*
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Watch russian porn, that should give you the gist of how shit happens there.
Apr 18 2012 3:13PM
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ECB
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I'm liking the part about a hot Russian girlfriend.....and I love riots

Not a big fan of tear gas, but hey, I can get used to it I guess haha
Apr 18 2012 3:14PM
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Jodi
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all in all, this sounds like a no-lose situation.

oh - and.....two words...

VOD KA
Apr 18 2012 3:14PM
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dex.
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do it and room with this guy

Apr 18 2012 3:17PM
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ECB
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Forgot to mention.....
Vodka is my choice of drinks

Vodka on the rocks
Vodka with juice
I even put vodka in my beer to strengthen it



My parents lived in Moscow in 89' and they said guys would pass out drunk in the middle of the road and the cops would take them, put them in a special police station with beds, and when they woke up, they just left. No punishment, just a free night stay in a bed haha


But I've heard things have changed now....
Apr 18 2012 3:17PM
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ECB
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If I go, and I am able to communicate with the females, I will bring back more than 1!
Apr 18 2012 3:18PM
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skifoo
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dont wory my frrriend, russia teaches.
Apr 18 2012 3:19PM
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elemeno89
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a buddy oif mine studied in moscow for a semester. said while he was walking around he turned on to a side street and was chased down by the russian mafia who spotted him. so i guess it can be pretty dangerous. plus the kremlin was blown up in the recent MI4 movie so. yea.
Apr 18 2012 3:19PM
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Nufity
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On second thought please go because I sense another legendary thread awaiting.
Apr 18 2012 3:19PM
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Jodi
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i know what im doing tonite.
Apr 18 2012 3:20PM
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ECB
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It's nothing personal, just sexual

I'm pretty sure I've said it before, you are in my top 3 of mods, Jodi being number 1
Malcoooom is number 2 because of the gift he sent me in the mail :)

Apr 18 2012 3:24PM
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Mr.Turtle
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While in Greece a few years ago I was in a few riots and tear gas is nothing to worry about
Apr 18 2012 3:26PM
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snowbombz
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Just don't be black or Jewish and your good!
Apr 18 2012 3:41PM
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jaythemans
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If I'm both do they cancel out?
Apr 18 2012 3:47PM
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PacificRimJob
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Learn the history and the folk songs!


Apr 18 2012 3:48PM
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Nikkekoivisto
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i wouldnt o russia even if some1 would pa yme 1000eyros..  so sick country and shit happens there. NEVER ENTER THE LAND OF soviet
Apr 18 2012 4:06PM
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seward
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you'de get raped, forsure
Apr 18 2012 4:40PM
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Mike-O
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Safe as fuck. Seriously, it's just a milliontown with some crude people in it.

I would still keep hold of some bribe money just in case when venturing into the night, the militia are not always too kind.

Make friends, you will do good.
Apr 18 2012 4:48PM
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Hamster.
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How safe is Bahrain right now should be the question
Apr 18 2012 4:58PM
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Hamster.
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How safe is Bahrain right now should be the question
Apr 18 2012 4:58PM
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Mr.Sloth
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If you don't do hard drugs and gang bang some poor muthafucka with the LSM guys I will be disappointed.

Apr 18 2012 5:03PM
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Mike-O
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What the fuck are you talking about?
Apr 18 2012 5:05PM
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FatWhore
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Apr 18 2012 5:06PM
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SkiThe603
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Go and drink all of their vodka.
Apr 18 2012 5:09PM
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Timmy.
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Apr 18 2012 5:10PM
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skiminnesota
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sign me up. that would be an awesome experience!
Apr 18 2012 5:12PM
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207
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just pretend you're really drunk and hate the rest of the world (especially US) and love Stalin and you'll fit right in.
Apr 18 2012 5:40PM
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Mike-O
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No need to be a fucking ignorant cunt, yeah?
Apr 18 2012 5:44PM
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ECB
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But I don't speak Russian.....do people my age speak good English?
Apr 18 2012 7:50PM
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1337
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ignore him, hes the ignorant cunt
Apr 18 2012 7:53PM
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207
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how? it's all true

Example 1: http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/61367/sarah-e-mendelson-and-theodore-p-gerber/failing-the-stalin-test

"For example, one-quarter or more of Russian adults say they would definitely or probably vote for Stalin were he alive and running for president, and less than 40 percent say they definitely would not. A majority of young Russians, moreover, do not view Stalin -- a man responsible for millions of deaths and enormous suffering -- with the revulsion he deserves."

Example 2: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2011/02/alcoholism-is-killing-off-russian-men/17768/

"Russians 16 and older drink the equivalent of roughly four gallons of pure alcohol per capita each year, almost twice the amount of their American counterparts.
- Russia currently has 2 million alcoholics.
- The number of Russian children aged 10-14 who drink alcohol exceeds 10 million.
- Roughly 500,000 Russians die annually from alcoholic-related accidents, crimes, and illnesses.
- Alcohol poisoning kills more than 23,000 Russians each year. "

Example 3: http://www.isn.ethz.ch/isn/Current-Affairs/Security-Watch-Archive/Detail/?lng=en&id=95638

"The SOVA Center, an independent Moscow-based research institution, estimates that 87 people were killed and 378 injured in racist attacks in 2008. Aside from Moscow (51 killed, 175 injured) and St Petersburg (15 killed, 37 injured), racist incidents were recorded in 39 regions of the country. In comparison, during 2004 there were 46 recorded lethal cases as a result of racist attacks and 208 people were injured."
Apr 18 2012 8:31PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Only go if you are a bear on a unicycle
Apr 18 2012 8:36PM
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DERS.
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make sure you speak kindly of vladdy p or he will fuck you up....

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Apr 18 2012 9:08PM
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gotti
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Apr 18 2012 9:23PM
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TheMartian
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Haha look at the ad.
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Apr 18 2012 10:08PM
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Mike-O
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Aha, statistics rear their ugly heads again.

1. Do you have access to the full article, actual numbers about the three studies they've conducted - I only see words on the paper.

2.-3. The millennia-old drinking habits are embedded in Russian culture so deeply they may never disappear. Large parts of Russia and the former Soviet Union have been in crises for decades on end, poverty and famine being the guiding lines in rural parts, the "forgotten" Russia. Walk a mile West from the Ural and things start to become progressively shittier and furthermore more alcohol-fueled, even in adolescents.

But we are talking about a six-week trip to the capital, which is in itself an international potpourri of cultures and people, you'd need to take a few too many wrong turns to end up under the surface and in the company of xenophobic 14-year-old skinheads drinking themselves to death while dreaming of restoring the Soviet Union and killing all non-Russians.
Apr 19 2012 3:55AM
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Rafiki
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how safe is tijuana?
Apr 19 2012 4:02AM
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mikk
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They do speak good english. Most of the tourists from Moscow who are visting Estonia, speak fluently english. Although they think that we can speak fluently russian, but if we cant, they speak english with no problems.

Moscow is expensive city, with great history. You will like there, but as others mentioned, make some friends to take most of it!

And all you guys, stop posting some old shit about Sovet Union, its history.. Mike-O had good point, the shit part starts when you go east and center-russia, like Siber.

And vodka is good for your health, drink it and take a bite of cucumber.

Finally, russian girls a really really good in bed. Just be safe..
Apr 19 2012 4:11AM
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Mike-O
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Ah, crap, yeah I meant EAST of the Ural, not West. Morning brain.
Apr 19 2012 4:19AM
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mikk
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I got the wrong idea first.. Im sure that alcohol is more popular in russia, which is left behind the community, all the small villages and forest camps. Adolescents and young people own more money in western russia, like St. Peterburg or Moscow. But i doubt that they drink more?
Apr 19 2012 4:27AM
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mikk
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no biggie.
Apr 19 2012 4:28AM
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Mike-O
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Like you said, the drinking culture leads to many Russians, even those in wealth, drinking more heavily on average, but the problem that the WHO statistics above try to paint exist mostly in the lower class and poor, much like in any country in the world.
Apr 19 2012 4:44AM
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hoodratz47
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as safe as the dude with the hat and stash


Apr 19 2012 4:55AM
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GrabsForFun
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I know someone who went to Moscow on holiday. Once in a while cops would walk up to him and ask him for money. Other than that it´s suposed to be awsome.
Apr 19 2012 5:03AM
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alztar
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Had some friends go there and apparently its amazing but everyone is just really blunt and seem to lack social skills.

The only problem they had was one of my friends is black and he was full on abuse everywhere, even the police would be racist towards him but he just took it in that they'd never seen a black man before.
Apr 19 2012 5:53AM
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Mike-O
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Every Russki I know says it how it is, no small talk bullshit or dancing around the issue, I love it.

A few years back we organized an event to raise "global awareness", had speakers from Amnesty, Unicef etc. and asked people who attended to bring some old useless clothes/shoes for a small clothes drive for UFF. My friend Aivar was smoking outside.

Me: Glad you could make it, dude. Bring any old clothes?

Aivar: No.

Me: Ok, sure. Can I ask why not?

Aivar: I don't care.

Apr 19 2012 6:07AM
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