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Mormon Vs Blackguy

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LIL-WAT
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Not sure if repost? most likely in that case flame me.

Guy gets schooled on religion.
Apr 15 2012 2:34AM
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Bumblesteeze
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NS is the only place where you can watch a thread about any religion turn into a valedictorian candidate debate.
Apr 16 2012 11:00PM
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e.wait
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I thought this was going to be a fight.
Apr 16 2012 11:07PM
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Amadeus.
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Starting shitstorm round 2.

related.

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Apr 16 2012 11:30PM
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Bill.Nye
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I'm an amoral agent of Satan. My post office box number is 666. No bullshit. Someone post good guy lucifer memes
Apr 16 2012 11:46PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Attaining a 5.0 gpa is physically impossible. Every single class in high school would have to be ap and an A.
Apr 16 2012 11:50PM
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Applejack
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I never received a 4.0 in my life. In High school I received a 3.4gpa with Honors. High school grades are not bragging rights. They are an exercise in how well you can follow directions and how few social problems or qualms you have with society. Don't paint it like it's a big thing, and certainly don't feel full of yourself because your GPA. Some of the smartest people you'll find are the least well adjusted, with poor GPA's.

Just a word of caution for you, since you'll most likely be entering college soon.
Apr 16 2012 11:52PM
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Bill.Nye
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Might of been a 4.8. My point was it was a lot higher than 4. Anyway, it doesn't really matter, the girls a nun now.
Apr 16 2012 11:58PM
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EmperorKuzco
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what a bitch
Apr 17 2012 12:00AM
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Bill.Nye
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She was actually a really good friend of mine all through middle and high school but she kinda lost it when she went to college and decided to become a nun. I don't know if there's any moral that can be taken from that story but it interests me. Also, her mom drives a race car.
Apr 17 2012 12:04AM
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Amadeus.
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sounds like the potential plot of sister act 3.
Apr 17 2012 12:08AM
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Applejack
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Whoopie Goldberg is the ugliest black man I've ever seen.
Apr 17 2012 12:09AM
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Bill.Nye
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Apr 17 2012 12:12AM
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EmperorKuzco
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lol I was kidding.
Apr 17 2012 12:15AM
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special-J
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my favorite part of the whole thing is how he starts it all with "well..... would you be interested in learning more?"
Apr 17 2012 12:30AM
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shocker611
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despite popular belief, homosexuality being DNA coded is actually nowhere near scientifically proven, and has just as many arguments against it as for it. Now im not saying that it definitely isn't, but to say it has been proven is just you being uninformed.
Apr 17 2012 1:11AM
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Mike-O
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Well, you are learning from the best because that and the similar "argument" on the last page are the most grueling crocks of shit I've ever read, yet they are now for some reason spreading on FB like wildfire even though the content is from chain mails over a decade old (remember chain mails wolololo imgettingold.jpg) that people have been laughing at for years - somehow they still hold relevance for young believers by building up a situation between an authority figure and a rebellious young student who does not succumb to REAL SCIENCE and stands up for his FAITH.

It's also known as Christian propaganda.

Apr 17 2012 3:58AM
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Amadeus.
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Wow that if you can't see right through that you are an idiot, and I'm glad your learning your "logic" from Facebook. I hope you are a troll or that would be very very sad.

Here is my story. Its a good read, and makes just about as much sense as yours.

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being that the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ.”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held a rock.
“How old is this rock?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.”
“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it, if it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now.”

The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of Origin of Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. The pledge of alliance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Apr 17 2012 9:54AM
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Applejack
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ohai reddit
Apr 17 2012 11:10AM
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Bill.Nye
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I thought he was gonna throw the rock at the professor
Apr 17 2012 11:38AM
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Billiards.
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Do you realize homosexuality is not a choice? If god created us, then he also created homosexuals, because they are born with that desire. Im down with supporting whatever people believe in, but definitely not what you post about.
Apr 17 2012 11:42AM
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EmperorKuzco
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lol
Apr 17 2012 12:21PM
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Amadeus.
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=]
Apr 17 2012 5:04PM
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GunniedUP
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Apr 17 2012 5:05PM
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Squeenerd
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homosexuality is completely choice. If God's plan is for all his children to return, why would he make his child gay and send them to earth? wouldn't that just defeat the purpose?
Apr 17 2012 6:27PM
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Mike-O
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How old are you? There might be still time to rid you of the terrifying brainwashing going on there with years of intensive psychotherapy.
Apr 17 2012 6:34PM
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EmperorKuzco
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This or he's trolling hard. I'm hoping for #2
Apr 17 2012 7:06PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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^hes a fuckin 17 year old mormon from utah.
Apr 17 2012 7:19PM
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.AR6rider.
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Kill yourself. If you think I'm joking...don't. I honestly hope you put your grandfather's shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger. People as uneducated as you do not deserve to live.
Apr 18 2012 1:54AM
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LIL-WAT
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please, please tell me your kidding..
Apr 18 2012 3:30AM
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deleted5
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U mad bro also find some new insults your shit is getten old Inb4 retard who can spell
Apr 18 2012 5:15AM
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Applejack
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Would you like me to point out all the ways in which you are incorrect with this statement?
Apr 18 2012 5:49AM
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Squeenerd
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Apr 18 2012 2:36PM
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Bill.Nye
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Not sure if actually trolling or if jumping on the opportunity to convince people you are to relieve tension.
Apr 18 2012 2:38PM
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EmperorKuzco
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I think he's been trolling this whole thread
Apr 18 2012 3:02PM
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WestWoods
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This is madness!


heres that song I was talking about! :) It's good and just pretty much says what I've been trying to say, everyone needs something to believe in...


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MZjZI6eGtcM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Apr 18 2012 8:16PM
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EmperorKuzco
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I believe that through myself I can achieve spiritual enlightenment and become one with the universe.
Apr 18 2012 8:28PM
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Bill.Nye
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If you listen to the song, he is actually saying that belief is a bad thing and it's regrettable that people seem to cling so strongly to it. He says that we'll never "stop the war...if belief is what we're fighting for" and that belief "puts 100,000 children in the sand" and a "folded flag inside a mothers hands."

In other words, he's saying it gets people killed and makes them kill.
Apr 18 2012 8:46PM
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