Tough decision... What would you choose

LivingColour

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three light sabers

Apr 11 2012 3:06AM 0 0

Mr.Turtle

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i don't know what half of those are but being a jedi would be dope

Apr 11 2012 3:06AM 0 0

Haellgren

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jedi.

Apr 11 2012 3:09AM 0 0

Lé.Skiing

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yah the three I'm stuck on are jedi, pokemon, or dragonball z...

Apr 11 2012 3:10AM 0 0

edai

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Pokemon. Ash just doesn't take advantage of his life, but it would be the fucking shit.

Apr 11 2012 3:13AM 0 0

mowglii

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pokemon all the way

Apr 11 2012 3:27AM 0 0

easiestEC

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Apr 11 2012 3:32AM 0 0

dex.

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you are choosing one of the objects pictured you high asses, you are choosing which world you would want to live in ... FUCK.

Apr 11 2012 3:37AM 0 0

dex.

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oh... and pokemon

Apr 11 2012 3:37AM 0 0

Farquaharson

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ssshhhwaaaa? definitely Pokemon for me. Living in the Star Wars world would be tough...lots of rough livin and light sabers and creepy as fuck alien races.

Apr 11 2012 3:39AM 0 0

Sherlock_Holmes

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pokemon

Apr 11 2012 4:01AM 0 0

Uah

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Pokemon, the government seems to only hire cute woman, you leave on an adventure with badass monsters at the age of ten, you get to live a montage life with a dragon.. you know what, the pokemon world is self explanatory. Every other world is full of assholes and hardliving.

Apr 11 2012 4:13AM 0 0

Applejack

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Pokemon or One Piece ftw. ANYONE has a chance to become great in those worlds. The rest you either have to be special or lucky to participate on a meaningful level.

Apr 11 2012 4:20AM 0 0

Flying~Squirrel

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incase there is any doubt about my answer, here is a picture of my watch:

Apr 11 2012 4:49AM 0 0

Humps

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Star Wars

Fuck your anime shit

Except maybe pokemon

Apr 11 2012 5:20AM 0 0

maximiliaan

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dragonball z or jedi.....

Apr 11 2012 8:20AM 0 0

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Apr 11 2012 9:06AM 0 0

Caspaaa

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Jedi would be sick except for the fact that you would be constantly running for you life and caught up in a war....

Pokemon would also be sick, I'd end up being a bad pokemon trainer cuz i'd take advantage of having certain pokemon.

Apr 11 2012 9:07AM 0 0

I_Am_Mod

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if i'd get to be a jedi as well, i'd go for starwars and the lightsaber, otherwise i think i'd become a pokemon trainer ......

Apr 11 2012 9:25AM 0 0

The_Big_Tuna

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Jedi

Apr 11 2012 10:06AM 0 0

JzD.

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Pokemon, Jedi would be sick too but I think the light saber would get old

Apr 11 2012 10:12AM 0 0

LivingColour

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Apr 11 2012 10:26AM 0 0

.AR6rider.

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Those were the only three I recognized...

I think it would be a toss up between Star Wars and Dragonball Z though. I mean, on one hand, you could be a Jedi Knight, have a lightsaber, and use the force. On the other hand, you can fly, destroy shit with massive energy blasts from your hands, have awesome pointy hair, move at supersonic speed, and go on awesome adventures to find magical Dragonballs that can grant you wishes. Hmm..

Apr 11 2012 10:31AM 0 0

Jaymon

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no question about it

Apr 11 2012 10:57AM 0 0

Spinoza

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The bottom right is Harry Potter right?

its either that or Pokemon

Apr 11 2012 10:59AM 0 0

soulskier

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Apr 11 2012 11:04AM 0 0

Monsieur_Patate

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Star Wars or Bleach

Apr 11 2012 11:12AM 0 0

skijunkiedtm

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lol beyblade.

Apr 11 2012 11:14AM 0 0

Mormor_Olga

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Fuck star wars, I need oxygen. Pokemon or Harry Potter no doubt

Apr 11 2012 11:17AM 0 0

yojimbo

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star wars vs. dragonball. FAWKKKKKKKKK NO DECISION WILL EVER BE MADEEEEEE.

Apr 11 2012 11:18AM 0 0

lands11

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Just because you're living in Star Wars doesn't mean you would be a Jedi. I choose Pokemon!

Apr 11 2012 11:22AM 0 0

yuck

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this is why you dont want to live in the Pokemon world

Observations:

-Gary has a wife in one of the games.

-Gary is approximately 12.

-Children are routinely kicked out of their homes at around 12 to catch and train pokemon to fight each other.

-Single parent-hood is very very common.

-Pokemon are sentient. They have a high emotional intelligence and can understand human language.

-Humans frequently make stronger bonds with their pokemon than with other humans.

-Pokemon are much stronger and more powerful than humans. They created the world in the first place. They could overpower them easily if they chose to.

-Pokemon are subservient to humans, but seem to not have a problem with this.

-Wild, not-yet caught pokemon have a huge problem with being captured by humans, and will attack any human they come across and fight tooth and nail to break out of the pokeball the first time.

-No one seems to stop and think about the fact that though pokemon are sentient and highly intelligent, humans basically treat them like attack dogs.

-There is an organized crime syndicate in every region of the pokemon universe.

-There is only one police officer per town that ever tries to do anything useful.

-There doesn’t seem to be a government.

Conclusions:

-The pokeball acts as a form of brainwashing/mind control, passifying the captured pokemon into a sort of chemical Stockholm Syndrome allowing humans to control it.

-These were created by a number of scientific megacorporations as a way to attempt to prevent pokemon from just obliterating all humans.

-The general population was never told that this is how pokeballs work. They honestly believe pokemon just want to be with us. The megacorporations and organized crime syndicates run the world in lieu of a government and keep the nature of the human/pokemon relationship secret.

-No one has ever questioned this reality because the human culture of the pokeverse is one that deemphasizes maturity. They consider people to be adults at the age of 12, even though the brain isn’t fully developed in the areas of understanding cause and effect and consequences until about 20-25. Thus, these qualities must not be considered important by society.

-Marriage is treated much more lightly in the pokeverse than in ours. It’s not expected to last, and it’s acceptable to marry just about anyone you’re dating. Kids leave home young because they were born to parents who were too young to really know what they were doing, and frequently get raised by a still very young single parent. So they leave to lighten the burden on the adults.

Results: The pokeverse is a world full of people with the maturity of children with closer bonds to the sentient creatures they’ve unknowingly brainwashed and enslaved than to each other, being controlled by criminals and corporations who are really just trying to protect the human race from annihilation.

so, jedi.

Apr 11 2012 11:51AM 0 0