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brody
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World police, i cant wait for this movie, looks sweet


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Gory,Gory, What a Helluva way to die
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Oct 1 2004 6:10PM
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arsenal601
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same hurr^









shants; theyre not quite shorts, but not quite pants
Oct 1 2004 6:20PM
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Icelander
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I read something that said the movie would 'squew both right and left wingers.' From the looks of it, it will only squew right wingers. But looks funny non the less.
Oct 1 2004 10:24PM
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petek
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squew you!



Diamonds... She'll pretty much have to
Oct 1 2004 10:41PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
i hope i get to squew a bitch soon



shit happens when you party naked


Oct 2 2004 2:10AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
it has a retarded matt damon that can only say 'Matt Damon'

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Oct 2 2004 3:59PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
looks so hilarious
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Oct 2 2004 5:42PM
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selfportrait
Posts: 1632 - Karma: 16
it looks pretty wonderful.

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Oct 2 2004 5:43PM
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french_hucker
Posts: 232 - Karma: 73
This is the funniest movie its fuckin hilarious everyone should see it its awesome.



We were all born for a purpose. I was born to ski.
Oct 21 2004 11:12PM
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lucyford
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that matt damon thing is SOOOO funny

far too fly to stay stationary...
Oct 22 2004 9:02AM
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OpIvy
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I thought it sucked, it did have its funny parts, but I was so bored during the whole thing. I was just waiting for it to get better, but it never happened.

...No, it's J.F. Cusson.
Oct 22 2004 9:29AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i thought it was friggen hilarious...Matt Damon!

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real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
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JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
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Oct 23 2004 7:11PM
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SimonFiller
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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant,stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies dont like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
Oct 23 2004 8:11PM
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freeski002
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this movie looks as funny as anything out
Oct 24 2004 9:45AM
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freeski002
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
this movie looks as funny as anything out
Oct 24 2004 9:45AM
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vtpublicenemy3
Posts: 952 - Karma: 10
very funny shit
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Oct 24 2004 11:08AM
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A_T_K
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
america, fuck yeah
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Oct 24 2004 9:22PM
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agentorange
Posts: 258 - Karma: 10
matt damon.
Oct 24 2004 10:38PM
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Shaggy
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now i've seen everything.
really? have you seen a man eat his own head?
uh, no
well then you havent seen everything
Oct 25 2004 10:57AM
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Tr_Hucker_1080
Posts: 117 - Karma: 40
'i would sex with you right now if you told you would never die'
'I AM NEVER GOING TO DIE'

the next sceen was just wrong, but the funniest shit i have ever seen.
Oct 25 2004 12:00PM
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Shaggy
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i didnt find the sex scene that funny, just kinda odd.
Oct 25 2004 1:21PM
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SimonFiller
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the sex scene was hilarious. i almost shat myself.
Oct 25 2004 1:51PM
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a.quinn
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i heard that is was supposed to be nc-17 but they convinced the people that it was puppets having sex, so they made ir rated r.
i still looks funny though.


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Oct 25 2004 4:17PM
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Naturalbornskier
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funniest movie ever..but that gay oral sex scene wasnt chill.






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Oct 25 2004 5:50PM
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agentorange
Posts: 258 - Karma: 10
the puking scene was halarious.
Oct 25 2004 8:11PM
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rockymountainmilitia
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yeah the original sex scene had them shitting and pising on eachother and then he gives her a money shot in the end. funny shit.
WHERE ARE YOU HOIET
Oct 26 2004 11:06AM
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SimonFiller
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hopefully that comes out in the dvd
Oct 26 2004 6:45PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
they shoulda made it rated NC-17. I could have still seen it and it would be way funnier.

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Oct 26 2004 8:02PM
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PFD
Posts: 568 - Karma: 11
I think they said it's only going to be in theathers, so give it a few years....
Oct 27 2004 11:05AM
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1080enemy
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loved it, they had bush and kerry puppets, but decided not to use it. I think it would have been hard to make that movie any better. ciao
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Oct 27 2004 3:02PM
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moeda
Posts: 144 - Karma: 12
I dint't enjoy that movie very much.
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Oct 28 2004 7:01PM
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snowchick
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i thought it was fucking hilarious! sad they didn't leave it nc-17 though.
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Oct 28 2004 9:29PM
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SimonFiller
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yeah apparently they had to take out the clips where he gave her a money shot and went R Kelly on her ass.
Oct 28 2004 10:04PM
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hellmut
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holy tity fucking christ
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Oct 30 2004 3:33PM
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dylanflint
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man that oral sex scene is was just plain gay.

not funny at all, just fucking awkward
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Oct 31 2004 11:31PM
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SimonFiller
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^not comfortable enough with your sexuality to laugh at something like that?
Nov 1 2004 11:13AM
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Sdot
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Agreed with OpIvy. I thought it was pretty lame.


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Nov 1 2004 12:48PM
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moeda
Posts: 144 - Karma: 12
yea, i agree with Sdot, OpIvy and Moeda....O wait...I am Moeda

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Nov 1 2004 5:06PM
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