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Chief.Queef
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I may be getting drug tested. What's the most effective way to cleanse my system? I would prefer to not have to pay. + Internet points for help ad dealing with a repost.
Apr 7 2012 10:11PM
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NinetyFour
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Don't do drugs is step 1
Apr 7 2012 10:12PM
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ECB
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step 2 is to smoke meth
Apr 7 2012 10:12PM
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ski93
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drink two jugs of cranberry juice
Apr 7 2012 10:12PM
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Chief.Queef
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I've heard this a ton but not too sure it would work... Any homeopathic/supplements I could take to help flush?
Apr 7 2012 10:14PM
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superskier26
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your welcome
Apr 7 2012 10:17PM
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ChocolateMilk.
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Niacin is supposed to help if you do buy/steal some make sure its not "flush free" or time release.
Otherwise green tea water and cranberry juice.
(Niacin may also be in some of your multivitamins laying around worth checking out)
Apr 7 2012 10:18PM
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TheClap.
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water and cranberry diet, it works. how long do you have till?
Apr 7 2012 10:18PM
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Chief.Queef
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Well I'm not positive if it's happening but I wanna cleanse it as soon as possible.
Apr 7 2012 10:21PM
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BmoChop
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question: how long does weed stay in your pee in general?
Apr 7 2012 10:22PM
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caucasian_chad
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a week to a month or 2 depending on frequency of use. Not doing drugs, as already mentioned, makes them pretty worry-free though. If you're looking for a job soon, just stay away from the ganj. If you're parents are piss testing you, first off they're fucking retards, second you'll find a way to cheat that test.
Apr 7 2012 10:26PM
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Thadius.Castle
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< this guy will sell you his piss. $50 for two cups, one to use for the test. . and you can just drink the rest with some Bear Grylls swag.
Apr 7 2012 10:26PM
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.Hugo.
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cranberry juice, water and sweat. Run outside or on treadmill in sweatshirt and sweatpants to get maximum sweatage.
Apr 7 2012 10:27PM
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caucasian_chad
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I would've sold mine too, just passed a test last week, but I smoked immediately after said test.
Apr 7 2012 10:28PM
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http://bit.ly/vz2LNM
Apr 7 2012 10:29PM
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ChocolateMilk.
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Oh and sweat go hike the park for a while or do something physical like banging a chick in a sauna.
Apr 7 2012 10:31PM
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Chief.Queef
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I'll just go extra hard for a few days at lax and lift/run after.
Apr 7 2012 10:34PM
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Chief.Queef
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Does it stay in your system for more or less time if you do it rarely?
Apr 8 2012 11:10AM
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Film.
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Well even though you didn't want to buy anything. Go too walgreens or any pharmacy and buy two drug tests. Then drug test yourself once you get home if you pass your set. If you fail start drinking water, tea, piss alot, possible niacin or whatever flushes out your system. Then once after all that try the test again. If you fail repeat.
Apr 8 2012 11:26AM
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Chief.Queef
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How much do they cost?
Apr 8 2012 12:23PM
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EastCoast.
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Oil change is very effective haha. Blue Montain State was the best
Apr 8 2012 12:44PM
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BmoChop
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if it's just for weed I think they're like $20. other drugs=more.
Apr 8 2012 7:51PM
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Chief.Queef
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Yeah just weed. And fuck whatever ill just oil change it.
Apr 8 2012 8:56PM
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edai
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Like ECB said above, the best way to pass a weed test is to smoke meth.
Apr 8 2012 9:01PM
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Chief.Queef
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Does nicotine or alcohol have any effect on how long it stays in your system?
Apr 8 2012 9:01PM
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