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ECB
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Apr 4 2012 11:11PM
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84891jnf92048
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ahhhh yes, the ecb masturbation thread.
Apr 4 2012 11:12PM
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EC-Skier
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this is why youre on of my favorite members
Apr 4 2012 11:12PM
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ECB
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if you don't get a hard on to that song, you gay
Apr 4 2012 11:13PM
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Backyard.Skier
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boom.
Apr 4 2012 11:13PM
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Aidan-G
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I get hard but then I'm filled with weird feelings because of the shirtless guy on the screen
Apr 4 2012 11:15PM
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ECB
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Did I tell you that I applied to live in Russia with a graduate summer program they are testing on information security?

If I get it, I'm the test dummy for the entire program. In Moscow. For 6 weeks. By myself. Studying security for 4 hours a day. Studying Russian for 2. Studying which wife I will buy for the rest.
Apr 4 2012 11:15PM
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ECB
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No no no....That's the reason behind the boner..... the guy


Apr 4 2012 11:16PM
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FerrisBueller
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hahahahaaahahahahahahahahhahahaahah charlie
Apr 4 2012 11:17PM
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Aidan-G
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Deep down I know it's the guy but I'm not ready to accept that fact yet
Apr 4 2012 11:18PM
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ECB
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We agreed, if it's buy 1 get 1 free, I'm getting two wives. If it's buy 1 get 2 free, I'm getting 3 wives. If it's buy 1 get 3 free, you are getting one wife for free, I'm getting 3. (1 in 3 have HPV, we can beat the odds)
Apr 4 2012 11:18PM
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Ski_Alot
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i like that song
Apr 4 2012 11:19PM
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ECB
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I want you to do something.....Like a test

I want you to first lock your bedroom door.

Now, assuming no one else is in there, close the curtains.

Load, but don't watch, gay porn.

Find your favorite adult website. Use it.

Don't climax. This is important.

When you feel the climax about to happen, switch to the gay porn.

Climax to the gay porn.

If you enjoy it, you can accept it. If you don't enjoy it, but thought of men during it, you can accept it. If you couldn't climax, you are straight.



I did this around age 12, and do it about once a month just to make sure.

Apr 4 2012 11:21PM
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EC-Skier
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O__o
Apr 4 2012 11:24PM
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Aidan-G
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I thought I could troll with the best of them but you sir have me at a loss for words
Apr 4 2012 11:24PM
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Ski_Alot
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i would gladly have a 3 way with everyone in that video because the girl's straight, the guy's gay and well, you never know with me, i've been known to go both ways
Apr 4 2012 11:25PM
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ECB
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Same technique when I'm at a bar picking up girls, I make them have a loss of words when I show them videos of me sucking off another guy, then they are so confused it's so easy to trick them into sleeping with me. It's not rape if they are tricked into thinking I'm gay, and it's not gay if the voluntarily drink my special mixed drinks that are labeled "Blackout" (in size 1 font on the bottom of the cup)
Apr 4 2012 11:27PM
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Ski_Alot
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and also at 2:34 he is going in with the pelvic thrust
Apr 4 2012 11:29PM
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Aidan-G
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That reminds me of my motto: "It's not rape if they're dead"
Apr 4 2012 11:29PM
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EC-Skier
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the shit you are able to think of amazes me. I LOVE IT
Apr 4 2012 11:30PM
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ECB
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Good motto, however, it can backfire

Perfect example, I was splitting a cab with my friend (male) and two females. We were talking, spittin good game, it was late, everyone had been drinking. They were attractive, we were horny and tired of sucking each other off. They were gonna come over our place for more drinks, until.....My friend started talking about how he hadn't had sex with ex in over a month, even though she died 3 ago......

They didn't think it was funny
Apr 4 2012 11:32PM
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ECB
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Not gay, because you were thinking about straight shit and didn't think about gay shit.
But then again, if you are thinking about shit while climaxing, you shouldn't be worried about being gay or not, you should be worried about being a scat addict
Apr 4 2012 11:36PM
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Aidan-G
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And that's why you wait until they've had some the "special" drink before you tell them. Kind of like human centipede but instead of ass to mouth I've sewed their mouth to my dick. Make sure you remove the teeth before mouth to dick connection. I learned that the hard way
Apr 4 2012 11:36PM
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DIX~
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Fuck I love ECB
Apr 4 2012 11:38PM
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ECB
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Yea, but we didn't have the special drink in the taxi.....

I prefer a little tooth action, like if the girl has a snagletooth, so seductive. A little friction from the tooth mixed in with the lips is nice, or dry lips add to friction, but you need a lot of spit. Gotta love DSL
Apr 4 2012 11:40PM
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ECB
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coming from a once scat addict, it gets ugly

not the scat

but the addiction


There was a time where during class I would have to go to the bathroom not to piss or shit, but to look for shit in the toilets

If I didn't find any, I would go back, but if i did find some, i beat off to it
Apr 4 2012 11:41PM
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Aidan-G
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But see when these girls wake up to realize they've been sewn to my dick their first instinct is to bite down. They eventually grow to love me though for my dick is a gentle and kind hearted ruler of
Apr 4 2012 11:42PM
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ECB
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There is, which I have now

My balance, I call Scat Tuesdays


Pretty simple, on Tuesdays, I watch scat porn as soon as I wake up

Why Tuesday? It's the shittiest day of the week. So I have a mood booster on Tuesday, then on say Friday I don't feel the need to watch scat porn because, hey it's friday, a great day and start of the weekend
Apr 4 2012 11:44PM
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ECB
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You sew girls to your dick? Wack

I just make them blow me when they are still asleep, easiest way, needles and sewing, not my thing, but I have heard of it working well
Apr 4 2012 11:49PM
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Aidan-G
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24/7 blowjob until they die of malnutrition. Then I keep them around for about a 2 weeks longer. Then I go out and find my next girl
Apr 4 2012 11:51PM
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ECB
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I like your style, but here is your biggest flaw:

Too picky


You say next girl.....You can't be so picky, guy or girl, when it's a blowjob, it's really the same thing, lips and mouth

Fix that flaw, and I think me and you should hang out sometime
Apr 4 2012 11:54PM
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Aidan-G
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Let me be more clarify. I said girl but I never said human
Apr 4 2012 11:57PM
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saxon
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hahaha thank you ECB
Apr 4 2012 11:57PM
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ECB
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And the plot thickens


What else you into? Horse? Cow? Goat?

Personally I'm into humans, goats and rocks, so I'm trisexual
Apr 4 2012 11:58PM
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Aidan-G
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Porcupines are the best. Do yourself a favor and bang a porcupine. Pigeons are fun. Pretty much any animal whose name starts with a P. Porpoises, pigs, pugs, pterodactyls. Opossums sometimes.

Oh and the occasional skunk
Apr 5 2012 12:03AM
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ECB
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I see the beginning letter p in opossum when you are drunk, but skunk?


Ever fucked a fish? Like a decent sized 12 pound bass? So soothing, but I feel bad when its flopping around like a fish out of water. Then I usually return it to Walmart and get store credit and buy confectionary sugar, that shit works wonders on obtaining black girls
Apr 5 2012 12:06AM
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Aidan-G
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I only do skunks when they look like Pepe Le Pew

I fucked a puffer fish. Once in a lifetime experience. Just amazing.

When I go to Wal Mart I just tell the manager that the old greeter at the door is my grandmother and that her alzheimers is acting up again so I have to take her home. That way when she screams that she's never seen me before no one thinks it's suspicious that i've hog tied an old lady and thrown her in the trunk of my car. Then I bathe in prune juice and have freaky old lady sex
Apr 5 2012 12:11AM
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Chunter
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Apr 5 2012 12:16AM
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ECB
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That last part made me smile, that's a brilliant way to get away with 'rape'

Why do i put 'rape' inside those little teardrops? Well...... :)


My favorite technique has to be the old Peeping Tom 2.0



I'll peep through a window, waiting for the couple I'm looking at to start fucking. If they are playing loud music its so much easier. When the girl is face down, I shoot the guy in the back of the shoulder with a tranquilizer (not to kill him, murder isn't cool unless its an abortion) then rip him off and finish in the girl. Shes willingly fucking me because she doesn't know its me. When I finish, I usually push her head deep into the pillow and gently punch her skull, sending her into a quick seizure type of effect. I then have about 10 seconds to exit the room, and when she comes around, she sees James, her husband, passed out sleeping, and thinks, damn is he good in bed.
Apr 5 2012 12:17AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Apr 5 2012 12:18AM
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e_strapp
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I hope you got my reply to your PM.
Apr 5 2012 12:19AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Apr 5 2012 12:20AM
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ECB
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I did, and I'm DTF

10 hour drive ain't bad, I once drove 45 minutes just for McDonalds, so 10 hours for sex should be nothing
Apr 5 2012 12:21AM
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Aidan-G
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Wow I do the same thing but the difference is i walk in with a stun gun and taze them both. If that doesn't knock them out I pull out my faithful monkey wrench and hit them with that. Then I pretend I'm playing with dolls and that they're at a tea party but instead of serving tea i'm serving up piping hot cups of wang
Apr 5 2012 12:26AM
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ECB
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You should incorporate the T-Bagging technique into your routine, it can add flair and hornyness
Apr 5 2012 12:27AM
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Aidan-G
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That's a good idea. I usually go with the more business-like cock slap but it would be nice to change it up
Apr 5 2012 12:29AM
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