Anyone else pissed about Micheal Bay changing everything about teenage mutant ninja turtles?
Basically he wants to make them not mutants but, instead an alien race. I have done a bunch of reading on this subject but maybe I'm just a pissed off fan of the original teenage mutant ninja turtles and just dont want to see a whole childhood of memories be flushed down the toilet with this bastardized remake of Micheal Bay Douchebaggary.
Also I feel Ninja turtles is an unfitting title instead the only thing they can really call it is Teenage Alien Reptile Fighters. Ninjas are from japan. Ninjas didn't come from space. Cant call them Turtles because they aren't even that because an alien race aren't turtles. They can resemble Turtles but it still won't change the fact that they are ALIENS!
On an added note... WHERE THE FUCK DOES SPLINTER FIT IN THEN?