my favorite is this double faulted lift line in telluride that i love to hit with no poles. all the local mr. never skip a day in 10 seasons gettin ready to hate on this steezy playa wit no poles and a jacket that is too large.... then BAM. i rip the shit outa it handdragin dem moguls and hittin all the side cliffs out gunnin them old farts. --runningman$
"tthat's cute, i remember my first beer.... i hope you get fucking alcohol poisoning and your friends are too drunk to realize what's going on and you die with a cock drawn on your face and no eyebrows." from fucking to myself.
"I can't tell you how many times I've fallen asleep with something naughty on my phone and then looked at it in the morning and gagged. Seriously, vagina before 9 am is just too much" Sequoia
"Now which one of you used the word nigg*r?"
-Yellow ski patrol guy
btw this thread is awesome. and i would just like to say i love all of you enough that i spent 5 dollars i could have bought a cheeseburger with on this place <3
LET US MEET ON THE HIGH MOUNTAIN FOR SEXUAL COMBAT
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap
times banned for using the N word: 1 and soon to be growing