unless they've lived in a cave for the past however many years i doubt anyone hasn't heard this
"Fuck you, son. I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin tie you to a bed post wit ya ass cheeks spread out and set a hanger on da stove and let dat shit sit there for like 40 minutes and stick it in yo ass real slow like TSSSS" - Theron.
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
i came here to post that... imo they are both great songs though
LET US MEET ON THE HIGH MOUNTAIN FOR SEXUAL COMBAT
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap
times banned for using the N word: 1 and soon to be growing
Fuck everyone Jack White's my homeboy
Best Guitarist of my generation. If Stevie Ray Vaugh, Jimi Hendrix, and Jimmy Page fucked you would get Jack White
Ive seen him once as the stripes, twice with raconteurs, and I'm about to see him solo
When he plays live its absolutley electrifying
"YO YO KNOW I SMOKE DA DANKEST HERBS IM TALKING STRAIGHT KALI KUSH YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING NIGGA I SMOKE MAD BLUNTZ ALL DAY WIZ KHALIFA IS MY LIFE NIGGA SO ONE DAY IM ROLLING WIFF MY HOMIEZ AND DEM NIGGA 5-0 BE LIKE SHIT NIGGA THROW OUT THAT ROACH BUT MY BOY SPIT BACK SOME FAT RHYMES YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING HE BE LIKE FUCK DA POLICE" -Flying~Squirrel
I would swim up the Amazon with 45lb dumbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres's queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a nice sea food dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection. - .Emerson.
No matter how old you are if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die.