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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
My roommates and I are in a pretty big debate -

standing vs sitting when wiping your ass after a dump


I sit and don't understand for the life of me how you stand and wipe


Apr 2 2012 1:28AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Sitting.

Better access.
Apr 2 2012 1:30AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Sitting. I used to stand when I was like six. I stood up one time acting on some long lost reflex, realized I had no idea how to stand and wipe anymore, and sat back down
Apr 2 2012 1:30AM
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marteeno
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
there are people that stand up to wipe? wtf..
Apr 2 2012 1:31AM
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I.B
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Punch the kid in your dorm that thinks standing is better
Apr 2 2012 1:33AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
You are all wrong.
Hand-standing is the superior method.
Apr 2 2012 1:36AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
We were talking about wiping, not the actual act of pooping in which case you would be correct
Apr 2 2012 1:37AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
Ah, my mistake.

But everybody knows that the best way to wipe is on the ground in the fetal position
Apr 2 2012 1:49AM
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Dunnah
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Apr 2 2012 1:53AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I dunno. I prefer to stand with one leg on top of the tank on the back of the toilet while touching the toes on my other foot
Apr 2 2012 1:54AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Bahah this exactly.

But I'm out numbered of the 4 of us who are debating this I'm the only sit wiper... What in the fuck amirite?
Apr 2 2012 1:56AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
3 standing wipers in the same room? What are the odds? Fuck the debate. Leave your room right now and go buy a lotto ticket
Apr 2 2012 1:58AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Lotto sounds like a good plan to me dude, if it fails I can wipe my ass with it. Sitting down like a normal person.
Apr 2 2012 1:59AM
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IHeartWeasels
Posts: 239 - Karma: 55
I usually just work up enough splashback so that it isn't a problem.
Apr 2 2012 2:00AM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
hahahahahahaha, this.
Apr 2 2012 2:05AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
alright now the real question is wiping towards back or da gentialias. I've actually met someone that does the latter and it freaks me right out
Oct 29 2012 11:08PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
sitting
Oct 29 2012 11:31PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
BAHAHA this is awesome. My parents raised us kids to stand while wiping. I brought this up to my brother when we both realized we were the 1% of the population who stood up. So now i sit down. Its much better.
Oct 29 2012 11:33PM
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