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Getting alcohol for avicii in new orleans

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BerGNARdo
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So im going down to New Orleans for a weekend with my brother to visit my mom. We're going to Avicii while we're down there but I don't have any way to get alcohol or anything else. I'm 19 but my brother is 17 and I don't have much confidence ill be able to get my mom to buy us a fifth knowing our plan is to binge drink it before a concert.

I'm thinking my options are:
Steal it. I don't like stealing at all it makes me feel terrible.
Shoulder tap. Sketch balling I haven't had to do this for like 4 years.
Bring it in my checked luggage? Will I get fucked for not being of age?
Start networking hard and find someone who has a brother or cousin or something that would hook it up.
Buy molly after I get in.
Use spring scholarship money to buy a fake id.
Makes friends in the hotel lobby or something and convince someone to help me out. This is the only thing I want to do but it seems pretty unreliable...

so ns any ideas? or was this a waste of a thread...
Apr 1 2012 11:21PM
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BerGNARdo
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well now that it was brought up i thought molly was supposed to be "pure" mdma,  while x just means it's going to be cut with meth or coke or lidocaine or some gross shit...

irregardless im not trying to get hard drugs down there.

I think the best bet is to ask my mom and tell her ill only drink in the hotel and that im just gonna try and buy it if she doesn't get if for me.
Apr 2 2012 4:46PM
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987321654hgfd
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Your problem isn't that you can't get alcohol. Your real problem is your going to see some fag press space bar on a computer.
Apr 2 2012 5:05PM
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Chief.Queef
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*you're going
Apr 2 2012 5:10PM
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clive_bixby
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you can drink at certain bar in new orleans without getting id-ed. my dad sent me up to the bar (it was 3 deep up there) and i got 4 beers and 3 shots without even question from the bartender. I'm kinda leaning towards go down there and try some shit. dont shoulder tap though thats dumb as fuck
Apr 2 2012 5:11PM
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Karma_Police
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It's actually not.


Apr 2 2012 5:39PM
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Karma_Police
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HA!  Come to San Francisco and tell me that.

Then again SF is not like most places in the US.......
Apr 2 2012 5:41PM
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BerGNARdo
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exactly hence my not wanting to buy from a dealer on the corner or in the show.
Apr 2 2012 5:41PM
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JzD.
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I hear you can put a tampon in a liquor bottle and then put it up your butt to get drunk
Apr 2 2012 5:46PM
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Karma_Police
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Ha!
Apr 2 2012 5:56PM
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plaplapla
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if you find a gas station in the middle of no where tell them that you left your id at home and just ask if you can buy it... worked for me

also one of my friends has a fake borat id and he tried to use it to buy alcohol once... it acutally worked... he filmed the whole thing too pretty cool
Apr 2 2012 6:26PM
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Alex_G
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san francisco is a beautiful place. in all my years ive never had a bad bag o moll
Apr 2 2012 6:38PM
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Karma_Police
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It's pretty crazy.  I've been here for a couple years and been to some shows all over the US and just assumed it was readily available in other parts of the country.......ya not so much.

OP, good luck in your endeavors.
Apr 2 2012 6:59PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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chug the bottle and vomit it up once you get past security into a zip lock bag. Then at the concert you can mama bird your brother.
Apr 2 2012 7:07PM
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fillup
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buy molly where youre at, its reliable, put it in a metal pen or some other easy hiding spot.

Its really not too hard to sneak shit thru security or check it in your luggage
Apr 2 2012 7:12PM
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Joshua.
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candflip your dick off and bust lines of blow of the tits of hot college chicks who are there just to hear levels.
Apr 2 2012 7:13PM
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fillup
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wait after further reading just fucking roll at Sasquatch
Apr 2 2012 7:14PM
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ORDEAL
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If your brother is 17 how is he planning on getting into the show?
Apr 2 2012 7:17PM
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Phil-X-
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ok its a joke!


but in all seriousness its not, I dont really give a fuck about your stance on drugs, or mine. If the kid wants to do molly, im not gonna act like an internet white knight. Shits fun yo
Apr 3 2012 6:03PM
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theabortionator
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Why wouldn't you just by molly there?


What the fuck is the point of going through airport security with a head stash.
Apr 3 2012 6:04PM
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Phil-X-
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Cause then OP has an excuse to stick baggies in his asshole
Apr 3 2012 6:06PM
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AlwaysDisagrees
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Let's re-read his post together, shall we?

"buy molly where youre at, its reliable, put it in a metal pen or some other easy hiding spot. Its really not too hard to sneak shit thru security or check it in your luggage"

"but molly where youre at, its reliable"

"its reliable"

....

I think we've found the answer.
Apr 3 2012 6:06PM
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forrest-cole
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honestly depending on how you look, 19 is a pretty prime age for a fake..
Apr 3 2012 6:11PM
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Willgum
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Cigs are legal, even if you're under 18. Op if you take water bottles and fill them up with clear vodka you should be okay. If you want to go the extra step, look at this video:


It shows you how to make a bottle look factory sealed after you fill it with alcohol
Apr 3 2012 6:51PM
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Peter.
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avicii shows are kinda meh anyway. never really blows anyone away with his sets
Apr 3 2012 6:55PM
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fillup
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I wouldnt want to find molly in a fucking show, let alone avicii in fucking new orleans. Shit could be bunk/cut/expensive if you even find some
Apr 4 2012 2:02AM
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