I have this lady friend who I'm not in to, but she's a good friend of mine. Anyway she needed to look something up on my phone and I said sure, because I have an iPhone and she was some piece of shit phone. After I give it to her I hear her say "Hey, can you close out of this? I need to google something, not, this..." and immediately I think "OH FUCK"
See a couple days before I had been fapping one out, and using my phone for some pics/porn/whatever. After that I was in a hurry and had to go take a really fast shower because I had somewhere to be, so I wasn't 100% sure if I had close the window I was in in Safari.... Thats what I was thinking when my lady friend said "hey, can you close out of this?"
After she said that I immediately grabbed my phone and awkwardly said "haha yeah I'll close out of this for you" and closed all windows. I didn't see what website it was on, but I saw a bunch of numbers and a "Content_loading" things in the bar. I knew I was fucked.
So for the entire night I was thinking "Shit. She saw my porn. Fuck me." Again, I'm not into her. She's just a good friend of mine.
But the day after that I thought about what I could have been looking at in Safari besides porn. Then it hit me. IT WASN'T PORN. I was looking up a picture of Jesse from Breaking Bad to make a meme to send to a friend of mine! I was so relieved. From then on, I was a free man from the reign of porn
Sparknotes: Lady friend looks up something on phone, I think she sees my open porn from couple days earlier I forgot to close. Ends up it wasn't porn I had open, just a google image search of Jesse from Breaking Bad.
Thank you my friend. Thank you.