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Crystal-needs-a-park
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so its like 330 am... i just finished writing this paper for my european lit. class... it was long and bullshitty and lame, but hey im smarter now that i wrote it right? riiight. so anyway, im all saved, ive got my cover page, i reach down under my desk to turn on my printer and lo and behold... 5 sheets of paper for a 7 page paper... (i may have been sidetracked and procrastinated a bit in this...) but anyway im in canada, the land of no 24 hour safeways or wal marts so fuck... whos going to be selling me printer paper at this hour, no one. well, i live next to a hospital and those are open 24 hours right... so i walk over. the only people i can immediately find are some security guards, 'excuse me, im sorry but i live near here and im writing a paper for school and i just ran out of printer paper, think i can borrow like two sheets from your office there?'
no.
ok.... cool.
ah, but now i realize, theres a hotel the other way. and since this is a really gay story already, ill just leave it that the cool indian overnight dude gave me what they had left even though they were doubling over on used sheets themselves already. so that was really cool and he saved my ass. the moral: the little things count, do little favors for people because its cool. there ya go kiddies, your lesson for the day. now its 415, i ahve to get up in... 3 hoursish.
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Sep 30 2004 5:45AM
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word^

today I didnt have the cash for a Tuk Tuk, and the guy didnt charge me. Karma
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Sep 30 2004 5:49AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Yeah dude the little things make all the difference...and sometimes they even make you feel the best.





Skiing.
I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
Sep 30 2004 6:27AM
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did you atleast suck him off?
Sep 30 2004 7:00AM
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I went and saw the Magnetic Fields a few months back at a big church in Toronto, and it was the hottest day of all time... it was soo blodody hot that everyone was sweating and I sat in the top pews, ways up in the church for the show (dumb idea). Anyways, half way through the show I put my hand down the back of the pew and felt something... it was a collapsible fan... haha, some old lady must keep it there for Sunday service or something... It kept me cool for the rest of the show, while everyone else sweat their balls off. That fan made the show for me, so I left it there for the next poor soul, or myself.

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Viva La Resistance!
Sep 30 2004 8:29AM
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d-loc
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just take paper from school



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skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 30 2004 8:35AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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did you not see the part about it being 330 in the morning? well, ill just chalk it up to idiocy.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Sep 30 2004 2:47PM
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BigRich
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^hahaha.

Yeah, but seriously, i know what you mean. Good Thread. I had one where i needed about 20 pages extra to print out my dissertation. Only this paper is special stuff and you can only buy it in 500 sheet packs. So i give my story to the lady and instead of charging me £8 for a new pack she just gives me the 20 i need from her office. Sweet!!!


Sep 30 2004 3:00PM
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TwinTipRider
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nice people are cool by me
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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
Sep 30 2004 3:26PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i gotta bring this back, cause seriously, i dont have days i would classify as 'good' all that often... but a little kindness is all it takes... so after all that shit at snowcovers trying to get boots... i was still confused and they obviously knew their shit... i went back. and thank god, allah, superman... whoever... that i did because not only did the guy comp me my boot fitting (poor student special, should cost less than buying boots at cost and paying for the work) AND he offered me a job... UNDER THE TABLE! so i'm super stokeded now. all you assholes out there ( you know who you are) need to realize how much easier your life would be if you werent... you know... an asshole. the end, buh bye.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 8 2004 7:20PM
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devine
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^w3rd



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Oct 8 2004 7:26PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Cool.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
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Oct 8 2004 9:46PM
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