"Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video – it’s fucking hilarious."
Look back at the Egyptian pyramids and tell me a giant unicorn didn't come from Mars and build them by using a mixture of its own shit and cum for bricks, and then telepathically put the bricks into place