'i hear that putting coke and mentos in your ass gives you the same high as marijuana.'- *TACO-DOG*
"Dude if you dont want kids rolling over the jump, then dig holes behind it, make it a tarp" Josh Kennedy
I refuse to take any level of "extreme" scootering serious
"guys.... my ass hurts"
"YO YO KNOW I SMOKE DA DANKEST HERBS IM TALKING STRAIGHT KALI KUSH YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING NIGGA I SMOKE MAD BLUNTZ ALL DAY WIZ KHALIFA IS MY LIFE NIGGA SO ONE DAY IM ROLLING WIFF MY HOMIEZ AND DEM NIGGA 5-0 BE LIKE SHIT NIGGA THROW OUT THAT ROACH BUT MY BOY SPIT BACK SOME FAT RHYMES YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING HE BE LIKE FUCK DA POLICE" -Flying~Squirrel
longboard bro, its easy to pick up, but you will never get bored of it
LET US MEET ON THE HIGH MOUNTAIN FOR SEXUAL COMBAT
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap
times banned for using the N word: 1 and soon to be growing
Season is too short to be waiting in lift lines in wisconsin.
Things I've learned in 15 yrs. Honesty is bad, because your name has lame writtten under it your automatically a loser, your not good now you'll never be good at skiing, say anything bad about anything and you're a hater, common sense isn't as commom as you think, idiots were put on Earth to entertain the people that are less of an idiot.
Fuck sports, just drink. That was last summer for me anyways. But I'd say golf if you're not really into the whole skating/longboarding scene. Just going to the driving range for a day is a great way to relieve stress.