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What would u do if you were president

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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
i would challenge putin and medvedev to a game of n64 smash, and own them, on live television.

Mar 27 2012 8:00PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
melee is a better test of skill
Mar 27 2012 8:01PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
I don't know man, those russians really like their super smash bros....
Mar 27 2012 8:01PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
legalize.
Mar 27 2012 8:01PM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
yeah I don't know dude.. we have this gaming show here and once they wanted to prove they were good at 'sports' by playing against Ricky Ponting in Ricky Ponting Cricket 2007 and Ricky completely destroyed them
Mar 27 2012 8:07PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
eliminate the greatest restriction to freedoms placed on the american people today........the income tax.
Mar 27 2012 8:14PM
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fuckface7.0
Posts: 48 - Karma: 9
make interns fuck me in the oval office
Mar 27 2012 8:15PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
You wouldn't be able to do anything. The president is just a speaker, he doesn't actually make any important decisions.
Mar 27 2012 8:16PM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
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Mar 27 2012 8:17PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7493 - Karma: 50,773
Ban:

Gapers

cross country skis

algebra


Mar 27 2012 8:37PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
shoulda been a bull IMO
Mar 27 2012 9:54PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i'd buy syrup and waffles for citizens everywhere. how can you be unhappy with some free syrup and waffles. you fucking can't einstein, you fucking can't
Mar 27 2012 9:55PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,467
Make there be snow year round. Also the snow would stay even if it was 90 degrees and sunny
Mar 27 2012 9:55PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
Stop the buying of senators and representatives.
Mar 27 2012 9:56PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
god damn it. third time i've lost this week
Mar 27 2012 9:57PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
give proper treatment to all citizens in my country, they are the ones that matter most!
Mar 27 2012 9:57PM
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Shza.
Posts: 425 - Karma: 92
I don't really think the president has the right to do that...
Mar 27 2012 9:59PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,467
do you know that for sure?????
Mar 27 2012 10:00PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
do what every president does. make a shit ton of money off lobbyists.
Mar 27 2012 10:09PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
Lolololol this
Mar 27 2012 10:46PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
free pony for every citizen
Mar 27 2012 10:54PM
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captain-G
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
I would transfer all military budget to the catholic church, and mandate that all citizens convert to the religion of champions.
Mar 27 2012 10:58PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
The church of the flying spaghetti monster?
Mar 27 2012 11:00PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 84
For one thing, I wouldn't inhale.

Mar 27 2012 11:00PM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
vote early, vote often. A vote for the Snarf is a vote completely thrown away.
Mar 27 2012 11:00PM
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rockyhockey11187
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 15
 8 shots deep of 75% ABV rum; yes I would love some pancakes
Mar 27 2012 11:12PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
same thing i do everyday, pinky
Mar 27 2012 11:14PM
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rockyhockey11187
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 15
waffles*
Mar 27 2012 11:16PM
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captainEMERICA
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 122
Kill all the poor people.
Mar 27 2012 11:19PM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
uhhh me too!! but not really..

Mar 27 2012 11:23PM
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