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WHO PISSED OFF THE SNOW GODS???
Obviously someone here in america did something to upset the snow gods, but next year i hope they are kind to us, anyone agree?
Some one peed in their butt apparently.
I hate small obnoxious children with hockey jackets and dyed hair. They all have black berries and beats by dre and all they listen to is eminem and they think their so cool by bitching at their hot moms to get them DC skateboards and tammy wallfish snow boards. I hate children like that. I hope they die.
We're getting tO much snow
pastafarians, hail the flying spaghetti monster
send me some
SKI THE EAST
"When you fall you always want to land in the afterbang position for maximum steeze"- Andy Parry
"Last night is dreamed that i beat up a girl for badmouthing my Jiberish. Bitch deserved it"-
That's acutally tom wallischs fart. he farts dubstep beats, and somtimes house beats when he eats mexican- I.B
A lot of the east coast's snow melted in almost a week, but a lot of places are starting to blow snow again which is good, but where do you live, some places overseas are getting hammered i heard
"Electric pokemon saved me during the war! They zapped my enemies into paralysis!" - Lt. Surge
"Winter is coming"
Brian Post Edwards has a small wiener
SR sugarloaf and loon are blowing snow. I think i heard sugarbush is aswell.
is afterbang a movie?-EricSpriet
"everytime it snows my dick takes a beating"
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$
it was me.
"I hate when people mistake park rats for skiers."
"my parents got my report card yesterday and now i cant use my new skis and they are taking away everything (ski related) they bought for me."
ON3P. Do it.
I took a crap in the woods so maybe that had an effect
why its the end of march thats just like burning money
son of a bitch
is this standing under my posts?
"when it comes to sex, i'm a honeybadger and i don't give a fuck !" -I_Am_Mod
there blowing snow in maine
LET US MEET ON THE HIGH MOUNTAIN FOR SEXUAL COMBAT
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap
times banned for using the N word: 1 and soon to be growing
dem snow godz aint nuthin 2 fuck wit
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
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