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Futurebang

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THUNT836
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noun: the lack of afterbang and/or style while performing or after landing a futurespin. Often involves dizziness, poor balance, falling over, or even fainting after landing said futurespin. Torin YW is curently the King of Futurebang and battles his arch nemesis Tammy Wamsackz, the King of Afterbang, on a daily basis.

Feel free to discuss.

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Mar 25 2012 2:06PM
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rareison
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I like this thread already
Mar 25 2012 2:09PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I would like to step in here and add another: Assbang: When a gaper hits a jump too fast and lands so back heavy that he destroys his ass on the landing.

That is all.

Mar 25 2012 2:14PM
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Dunnah
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That would be anal. Come up with a different and more creative word.
Mar 25 2012 2:17PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Such as....?

assbang pretty much sums it up.

Mar 25 2012 2:19PM
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SassySloth
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Mar 25 2012 2:21PM
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HKrass
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Mar 25 2012 2:26PM
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Ali.
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Mar 25 2012 2:33PM
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SShield
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Mar 25 2012 2:46PM
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SickJib_Brit
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I agree TYW is king of futurebang.
Mar 25 2012 2:46PM
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james6345789
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I disagree about torins sw 18, it wasn't that unstylish, and he got the tailgrab.
Mar 25 2012 2:53PM
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Pineal
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Mar 25 2012 2:54PM
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Pineal
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Mar 25 2012 2:55PM
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THUNT836
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i give the kid props for being able to do it, i'm not saying its easy. i was just picking on him for the sake of a joke thread
Mar 25 2012 3:34PM
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SteveStepp
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Future lel

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Mar 25 2012 4:13PM
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Backyard.Skier
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this thread is full of win.
Mar 25 2012 4:27PM
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-emile-
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this thread is about spiderman memes
Mar 25 2012 6:57PM
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Spinoza
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i wish you hadnt said that,,     
there are enough here     https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/645452/
Mar 25 2012 7:06PM
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t_rob
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two years ago, PC posse was this so called futurebang.
Mar 25 2012 7:16PM
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theDARKERparker
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lol awkward...
Mar 25 2012 7:28PM
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Crossfade
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is it Futurebang when you think about that 1 chick in your class?
Mar 25 2012 7:41PM
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Spinoza
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haha yah man,       ive futurebanged a ton of girls at my school
Mar 25 2012 7:43PM
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SKIU4EA
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If FUTUREBANG is performed flawlessly then the disoriented, dizzy "Futurespinner" will often times continue an extra rotation even after landing. Kind of like a surface 3 swap on snow after landing because the centrifugal force of said futurespin is overwhelming.
Mar 25 2012 7:45PM
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Farquaharson
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Followed by a pretzel shuffle? My head hurts already.
Mar 25 2012 7:49PM
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THUNT836
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Don't limit yourself to just one, man
Mar 25 2012 8:20PM
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skithesouth
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Mar 25 2012 8:28PM
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