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The future of evry nser out there

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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
In twenty years when most of us sre in our 40s, what will our generation of skiers be like? Will we still rock the baggiest, steeziest duds on the mountain, or will that be out? Will future kids shit on us for dressing like gapers and questioning new tricks? Will we still be loyal parts of the amazing community that is newschoolers?
Mar 22 2012 9:28PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
only those that have future spun know our sports destiny
Mar 22 2012 9:29PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
FUTURE SPIN GRANTS FUTURE KNOWLEDGE
Mar 22 2012 9:30PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Future spins will then be known as History spins.

Spin so fast you go back into the past!
Mar 22 2012 9:30PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
We must perfect the art of the future spin....
Mar 22 2012 9:31PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
yes
Mar 22 2012 9:31PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
If I'm still wearing 6xlt t shirts and a pants at my knees when I'm 40 just stab me in the head.
Mar 22 2012 9:33PM
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1337
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as one poorly executed spin could rip a hole in the space time continuum.
Mar 22 2012 9:33PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
I'll be protecting my kids and challenging snowboarders to fist fights.
Mar 22 2012 9:43PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
it will be completely different. history is like that.
Mar 22 2012 9:44PM
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corona
Posts: 12751 - Karma: 32,251
we'll all have bad knees.
Mar 22 2012 9:45PM
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Pudge
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 3,117
Will my account still be here?

And no. I am just stoked to be some gnarly fucker with handlebars that ice over and wear like Trew and have boots that aren't Full Tilts. It will be cool, trust me
Mar 22 2012 9:53PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
The one thing I know is that I WON'T be doing it in the park
Mar 22 2012 9:55PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
I'll be dead.
Mar 22 2012 9:56PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
no doubt. And like Pudge said.. im not gonna ride park when im any older than 35 just gonna shred tha pow and have a nice gnarly beard and prolly still wear jiberish flannels. But ill still be dropping 20 ft. cliffs like a true OG.
Mar 22 2012 10:01PM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 244
threads for 20 years from now.....
Mar 22 2012 10:03PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
I'd imagine most of us will grow up, and wear whatever is appropriate 20 years from now... I mean, think of your parents. They probably had long ass hippie hair, and did gnarly ass shit when they were kids. Now that they've grown up, they've changed. Same thing will happen 20 years from now. We will outgrow the whole "gangster steeze" stuff, and our kids will be rocking whatever new fad they come up with.


Also, I will most definitely try to shred park 20 years from now. Maybe I won't be learning anything new, or progressing much at all, but I don't think throwing floaty 3s off huge jumps will ever get boring (or backies when I finally nut up and learn them).
Mar 22 2012 10:05PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 296
When I'm 40 my park days will be over, but I'll be shredding gnarly lines and dropping chutes with all the rad shred bros like nobody's business.
Mar 22 2012 10:29PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
smoke enough OG and you'll forget you have knees
Mar 22 2012 10:32PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
i lol'd
Mar 22 2012 10:33PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
CHRONIC SMOKERZZZZZZZZZ
Mar 22 2012 10:38PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
OG ain't nothin to fuck with, at least not before noon. I love southern california.
Mar 22 2012 10:42PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
I think you over estimate the average age of most ns'ers
Mar 22 2012 10:44PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
lol sigged.
Mar 22 2012 10:45PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
Nah trust me i know whatsup with all the 12 year old shitters, im just referring to like the age groip of 16-21 or around there
Mar 22 2012 10:49PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 392
I thought you quit?
Mar 22 2012 11:04PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Freeskiing will not exist. We'll be back to aerials.
Mar 22 2012 11:05PM
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Shasta.purp
Posts: 385 - Karma: 144

the oceans will dry and the snow will leave the land. We will have to resort to skiing the dirt!

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Mar 22 2012 11:12PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5674 - Karma: 4,227
We're gonna be one of those guys who, when seen by young kids, make them wonder why we're on twin tips since we aren't skiing park. When we're like 60 or something anyway. Definitely skiing a run backwards when I'm 60.
Mar 22 2012 11:16PM
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soulskier
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it starts with a
Mar 22 2012 11:16PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Already there
Mar 22 2012 11:18PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,314
Skis?

Where we're going we don't need skis
Mar 22 2012 11:19PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
hahah
Mar 22 2012 11:21PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
we're going to have to make www.oldschoolers.com for all of us.
Mar 22 2012 11:40PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
i think our minds will mold into a collective consciousnes. our minds one. and the limits of our bodies and physics will no longer be an issue because we will simply be omicient and able to move to higher dimensions to unlock further spins
Mar 22 2012 11:55PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
this. so great
Mar 23 2012 12:02AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
inb4 someone bumps this on newschoolers [super internet edition] in 30 years please quote this post, march 22nd, 2012 FerrisBueller singing in!
Mar 23 2012 12:05AM
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Chaunceyskis
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 346
all of this talk of "when i'm old i'm going to grow a beard..."
ouch
Mar 23 2012 10:12AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
We'll still be looking for Chads gap.
Mar 23 2012 10:21AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
this.
and aliens will aid ski patrollers and destroy chads gap for good
Mar 23 2012 10:28AM
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GrabsForFun
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 396
Word
Mar 23 2012 10:29AM
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pennstater
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 1,008
my 55 y/o uncle hits 40 footers
Mar 23 2012 10:56AM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230

that's so sick, my dad's the same age but he threw out his shoulder a while ago and now he's just scared to really try anything anymore, suckss...

Mar 23 2012 12:50PM
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nickyp
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Mar 23 2012 12:58PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Relevant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Random_walk
Mar 23 2012 1:10PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
I was hoping for an answer from the op as to what my future would be. this thread disappoints.
Mar 23 2012 3:25PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
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Mar 23 2012 3:39PM
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