"If only people on NS knew how gay you actually are" - PM from NickelPennyDime
I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus
"Name is mitch, Im going to pm you a pick of my penis, you take that pic. You send it to Olivia Wilde, and then tell me how it goes? I see this being a good 50/50 shot. Get ready to see dick BOI!" - WestWoods
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
-- Jamie § http://surfaceskis.com § http://jwalterphotography.com § --EASTERN SAMPLE-- if i wanna see dudes and chicks doing drugs and each other, while tearing their lives apart from the inside, ill watch antiques roadshow sammyj or whatever they use for currency in australia, probably vegimite TheStamos
that was like 2 minutes and 29 seconds of solidly getting punched in the face with awesomeness
"Fuck you, son. I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin tie you to a bed post wit ya ass cheeks spread out and set a hanger on da stove and let dat shit sit there for like 40 minutes and stick it in yo ass real slow like TSSSS" - Theron.
"Two words would be like pow and fun. fun pow.. FUNPOW" Sean Pettit
ďThis life I am living, what I do everyday, I mean itís unreal, Itís every single day I ski, every single day I am out in the mountains with my friends, I love so much, Itís like the righteous day, the fullest day, itís every day man, it is an absolute blessing to be doing what Iím doing and never will I take it for grantedĒ - CRJ
"ever notice that saloon style doors are always placed in areas you want to enter subtlety? and then you end up busting in like THERES A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN"- PJS.
"As you age, you will notice that many of your joints start to sound like a bag of popcorn. There are advantages though: If you are ever in the all too common situation of being challenged to a break dance fight, you can drop your own beat."- COSkier
"I only smoke on special occasions... like wednesdays"- Keaun Beacom