Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
"i still dont understand what the fuck twitter is" - Tom Warnick
"I would've just gone over there, punched him straight in the ear, stuck my wand up his nose and Avada Kedavra'd his brains out the back of his skull." - ElGato (when talking about the final Harry Potter movie.)
"the government is now aerials" - SupFresh