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My girlfriend won't give head...help

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hipsterjellyfish
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any ideas of what i can do to convince her otherwise? damn women.

Mar 13 2012 1:15PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Bury your face in her vagina.
Mar 13 2012 1:16PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
This is your one and only post. Just thought I would point that out.
Mar 13 2012 1:16PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
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Mar 13 2012 1:16PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 4,000
put some chocolate covered money at the base of yo shaft
Mar 13 2012 1:16PM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
if you get good at this she will feel like she owes you.
Mar 13 2012 1:16PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
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Mar 13 2012 1:16PM
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Crossfade
Posts: 743 - Karma: 24
inb4 ladies men
Mar 13 2012 1:17PM
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GDC
Posts: 199 - Karma: 50
show up with a limp one and recommend that she work it out.
Interesting 1st post to say the least
Mar 13 2012 1:21PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,264
wash your dick
Mar 13 2012 1:23PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
a great way to begin your life on newschoolers to say the least... maybe she thinks your ugly
Mar 13 2012 1:25PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Probably an alias because he knows his friends would give him shit if he posted it under his real name. If not...yeah, definitely an interesting first post haha.
Mar 13 2012 1:26PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
Get a new girlfriend....???
Mar 13 2012 1:27PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
usually this. But idk, I've met one girl that just wasn't into it. She said the thought grossed her out. If this is the case, you're out of luck.
Mar 13 2012 1:28PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Weak
Mar 13 2012 1:30PM
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Trawltopilot
Posts: 545 - Karma: 95
EUREKA!!!!!
Mar 13 2012 1:31PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
is your dick blue?
Mar 13 2012 1:34PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
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Mar 13 2012 1:34PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
reasonable question
Mar 13 2012 1:35PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
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Mar 13 2012 1:35PM
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Trawltopilot
Posts: 545 - Karma: 95
is she down to fuck? if she says penises gross her out, take mr mackeys line from southpark the movie that you dont trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die.
Mar 13 2012 1:37PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
Put her on girl trader pay to upgrade
Mar 13 2012 1:40PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
You just spent the time to make an alias account? This isn't even trolling.

Just turn her clam into a waterfall and she'll be all on you and whatnot such things and such.
Mar 13 2012 1:43PM
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PeteMez
Posts: 611 - Karma: 103
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Mar 13 2012 1:44PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
cover your dick in peanut butter, always works with bitches
Mar 13 2012 1:46PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Fuck her mom. That will show her.
Mar 13 2012 1:47PM
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mynamegus
Posts: 33 - Karma: 12
this
Mar 13 2012 2:03PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
and another alias appears?
Mar 13 2012 2:04PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
Stop being a pussy and fuck her
Mar 13 2012 2:14PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
get a classier gal
Mar 13 2012 2:15PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
hahahahahahahahaha
Mar 13 2012 2:17PM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
dosnt matter. you cant force head because if the girl isnt willing she will simply bite
Mar 13 2012 2:24PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
best response yet
Mar 13 2012 2:58PM
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stoned_sorcerer
Posts: 659 - Karma: 72
Suck it yourself in front of her, maybe she'll get jealous.
Mar 13 2012 3:05PM
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Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
pretty much this
Mar 13 2012 3:06PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 720
.
Mar 13 2012 3:09PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
pull her teeth out first, amateur.
Mar 13 2012 3:16PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
Pee in her butt.
Mar 13 2012 3:16PM
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
Got yourself a gun
Mar 13 2012 3:24PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Act like an adult, talk to her about the situation, tell her its something you are into, let her know you are willing to reciprocate. Not rocket science, just don't act like a Tucker Max reading child.
Mar 13 2012 3:25PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
bring her to a play
Mar 13 2012 3:38PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
blast it with piss
Mar 13 2012 3:39PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
lol best response by far
Mar 13 2012 3:42PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
maybe even a musical
Mar 13 2012 3:42PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
He's in luck. I'm writing the greatest musical ever. If you don't like it, then let's bro dow
Mar 13 2012 3:56PM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
"well I don't really like listening to you talk babe but I do it for YOU" (said in a really kind loving voice)
Mar 13 2012 4:01PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

The answer is obvious... 

Mar 13 2012 4:02PM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
lolll i lost
Mar 13 2012 4:02PM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
break that shit off then, that'll show her
Mar 13 2012 4:21PM
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mistaT
Posts: 2336 - Karma: 79
Just ask her politely to try...chances are when she starts she will realize its not a big deal
Mar 13 2012 5:01PM
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