"if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?" me: "hell ya if if i had skis and some snow"
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life doesnt seem like it could get any worse, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
"tthat's cute, i remember my first beer.... i hope you get fucking alcohol poisoning and your friends are too drunk to realize what's going on and you die with a cock drawn on your face and no eyebrows." fucking.
thank you asshole, I hope you fucking get raped and your asshole ruptures and you bleed out slowly. douchebag.
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
"If only people on NS knew how gay you actually are" - PM from NickelPennyDime
I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus
"Name is mitch, Im going to pm you a pick of my penis, you take that pic. You send it to Olivia Wilde, and then tell me how it goes? I see this being a good 50/50 shot. Get ready to see dick BOI!" - WestWoods