"If only people on NS knew how gay you actually are" - PM from NickelPennyDime
I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus
"Name is mitch, Im going to pm you a pick of my penis, you take that pic. You send it to Olivia Wilde, and then tell me how it goes? I see this being a good 50/50 shot. Get ready to see dick BOI!" - WestWoods
how do i start with the balls?? it's already hard enough getting it over the hair on top of my head and by the time it's past my shoulders i can barely breathe so the concept of then getting it down my torso and over my balls is just impossible, no condom is ever big enough -Gator.
This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" -iski4fr33