I'm sure we have all had those nights where we wake up don't know where the fuck we are or how we got home.
I Have a couple of those stories.
The first night it has ever happened I was drinking at the bar and got so shit tanked hammered that all I remember was being at the bar then next thing I know I'm at home and its morning. Find out I had quite a few antics I got into the night before. Apparently I had tried to sell people weed for beer but, They took my weed bag gave me beer. looked in the bag and were like WTF there's only coffee grounds in here.
Reason there was coffee grounds was because I had the baggy in my pocket but I had a bag in a bag the bag inside the bag of coffee grounds was with weed so needless to say the dudes were pissed but i laugh because they gave me my weed back and I had some free beer for a little while.. lol
Next story involves me Drinking tequila for the first time and I remember being at a party in a buddies house wake up in the AM I am somewhere I have never been before. Try to find my shoes to leave but Can't so I leave without shoes. Call a couple buddies to try and pick me up I think I'm in a different town because its a place I don't recognize any landmarks. finally get to somewhere I recognize was just on the opposite side of town. so the pick me up. Later I find out that I took someone else's shoes cause they took mine. Also that we left the party in search for more alcohol and I ended up crashing at a dudes place that is actually now a good buddy of mine. Best story of that night is that I apparently showed a cop my balls and got away with it! while we were walking by a cop or something I apparently just scream "MY BALLS ARE COLD... what happened?" The people I was with had to explain to the cop that they were trying to get me home safely and that we were on our way there now.
so let's hear some of your antics you have gotten involved in. I think mine are some pretty decent stories.