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Things that give you mini heart attacks

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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
Slipping on ice and almost falling

When you're watching tv and feel something crawl up your leg (spiders)

Driving and hitting black ice



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Mar 1 2012 3:32PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
When I get an email saying basically "as of now all extra curricular activities at the school are gone for the rest of the year" fuck

and when you almost die tripping on the stairs...
Mar 3 2012 12:07PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
When you almost miss a block in Mario
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Mar 3 2012 12:09PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
Almost over rotating an under flip to your face
Mar 3 2012 12:24PM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
When youre about to nut a rail
Mar 3 2012 12:35PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
Whenever my mom comes over to my condo and looks through my phone and or my shit in general
Mar 3 2012 12:36PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Mcdonalds cinimon melts.
Mar 3 2012 1:49PM
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Kingdom
Posts: 408 - Karma: 7
Those just give me the shits. The shits however sometimes give me a heart attack...
Mar 3 2012 1:51PM
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smithers
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spotting a souped up civic
Mar 3 2012 2:15PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
every time i throw a frontside rodeo 5 i always start to come out of the invert at this angle where for a split second it looks like im going screaming at the knuckle shoulder first at mach 50, then the rest of the flip comes around and i sail over it and land fine but every time im always like OHFUCKSHITCOCKFUCK.

Mar 3 2012 2:29PM
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howlongcanausern
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railing a fat line after a couple shots of tequila
Mar 3 2012 2:30PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
Skeevers in skyrim. when your in a cave and one of them jumps out ahhhh
Mar 3 2012 3:14PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
but they're so good
Mar 3 2012 4:00PM
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Nikkekoivisto
Posts: 602 - Karma: 1,233
Hearing my uncle got cancer :(
failing at backflip, classic.
finding out the film you tried to record from tv didnt record.

Mar 3 2012 6:11PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,291
Which happends to me 10 times a day
Mar 3 2012 6:58PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
hitting a big jump shaving with a mach 3 in flat light/fog. I might nick my face!

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Mar 3 2012 7:25PM
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1337
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Mar 3 2012 7:31PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
imagine what god felt like when he scrolled down his thread and saw that someone messaged his step sister about that thread. or does that qualify for a full heart attack?
Mar 4 2012 11:21PM
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superskier26
Posts: 120 - Karma: 15
when u see a cop when driving and you know u have something illegal
Mar 4 2012 11:27PM
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steezbox
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 701
definitely close to one at the least.

One of the worst was hydroplaning on the highway. I lost all control and started sliding sideways, but before i could do anything the tires caught on the pavement again. It was damn scary.
Mar 4 2012 11:30PM
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Film.
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 2,462
Hitting Breck's last freeway jump and thinking your gonna knuckle. (broken ankle)
Mar 4 2012 11:41PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
hahahahahahahaha what is happening
Mar 4 2012 11:45PM
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97

this^

even worse when you hear a dog bark while running through the ghetto at night. I stopped, dropped, rolled, and shat.

Mar 4 2012 11:46PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
this is the most frequent one for me. especially when i pat my ski pants on the lift to check for these things and i dont feel one for a second
Mar 5 2012 12:14AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
i lost.

getting woken up by a load noise

lightning that hits really close

realizing you overslept mid dream


Mar 5 2012 12:15AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
i either don't feel my wallet at all while skiing, positive i left the zipper open and lost it, or it feels like i'm sitting on a fucking brick
Mar 5 2012 2:06AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
that time when the teacher is passing a test out and you're like "what if i don't know anything on this"

Mar 5 2012 2:10AM
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