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Things that give you mini heart attacks

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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
Slipping on ice and almost falling

When you're watching tv and feel something crawl up your leg (spiders)

Driving and hitting black ice



GO
Mar 1 2012 3:32PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
reading your threads.

boning your mom.
Mar 1 2012 3:37PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
Leaning back to find there is nothing there
Mar 1 2012 3:38PM
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Kingdom
Posts: 408 - Karma: 7
Leaning backseat, hittin a roller...And prayin to god for that 4 second fall that you dont die.
Mar 1 2012 3:40PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
Losing your keys/phone/wallet
Mar 1 2012 3:41PM
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smeeze
Posts: 879 - Karma: 126
when your keys aren't in your pocket anymore...
Mar 1 2012 3:44PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Changing from a jacket that has the wallet pocket on the right side instead of the left, then gasping as you can't feel anything on the left.
Mar 1 2012 3:46PM
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Crossfade
Posts: 743 - Karma: 24

The instant before your about to feel pain.

Knowing your about to knuckle.

Mar 1 2012 3:49PM
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zakaroo
Posts: 751 - Karma: 37
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This just gives you a normal heart attack
Mar 1 2012 3:51PM
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Kingdom
Posts: 408 - Karma: 7
Id eat it...
Mar 1 2012 3:53PM
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DsMoK3
Posts: 467 - Karma: 198
when you're driving and a cop comes up behind you with his lights on, regardless if he pulls you over, still get freaked out
Mar 1 2012 3:53PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
When you get called to the office.

:o
Mar 1 2012 3:53PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
tripping slightly / stumbling when you are running down the stairs really fast. sweet mary it makes me shit myself.
Mar 1 2012 3:53PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
when your sitting on a chair balancing on the back two legs and you start falling back
Mar 1 2012 3:53PM
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Nufity
Posts: 993 - Karma: 171
when my phone goes off in class
Mar 1 2012 3:54PM
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Tonic
Posts: 334 - Karma: 1,653
When you're about to fall asleep and you feel like you fall.
Mar 1 2012 3:57PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
got another. when you sleep through your alarm and you're late for whatever you had to wake up for
Mar 1 2012 3:59PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
When I check my pockets and my wallet, phone, or ipod is missing then I realize I'm holding it.
Mar 1 2012 4:02PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,733
haha this
Mar 1 2012 4:04PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
running at night then hearing a fucking dog bark. ohmygodholyshit.
Mar 1 2012 4:06PM
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5oup5teeze
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 74
the fact that snooki is pregnant

slipping down one or two stairs

scary images from movies
Mar 1 2012 4:09PM
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steezy.stew
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 568
this happens so much
Mar 1 2012 4:10PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
The moment u realize u went to big The moment u realize ur going to fast The moment a 6 year old cuts in front of u when ur doin 50
Mar 1 2012 4:11PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
terrible feeling
Mar 1 2012 4:14PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Waking up after a night of drinking and putting on the same pants, only to realize that your wallet/keys/phone are no longer in your pockets, causing you to do a frantic recap of where you were last night and what you were doing, then feeling relieved and confused when you find everything scattered around in your living room.
Mar 1 2012 4:15PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
Realizing I got fucked in the ass and have a black eye.
Mar 1 2012 4:17PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
definitely this....the reason why I chipped two teeth and broke my nose
Mar 1 2012 4:19PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
These are the things you should keep to yourself. Isn't 13 a little young for that anyway?
Mar 1 2012 4:19PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
mid fap, you think you hear someone walk up to your door.

phew, false alarm. random creeking of the hardwood floors..
Mar 1 2012 4:19PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
>takes insult out of context
>turns it around
>feels like a badass
Mar 1 2012 4:20PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Are you doing this unconsciously?
Mar 1 2012 4:22PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
>You said it
>Not me
>Am I doing this right?
>No?
>Fuck
>Maybe next time I'll do it better
>The word "I" typically refers to the person typing/speaking
>If you had said "you," it may have had different meaning
>As it stands, you just openly admitted to getting plowed in the butt.
>Good day
>One more just for effect
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>Profit?
Mar 1 2012 4:23PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
nevermind. it was directed at sam but you two are obvious butt buddies and this is a losing fight.
Mar 1 2012 4:24PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
fuck you man.
Mar 1 2012 4:28PM
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kvan
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 1,208
Hitting a jump bigger than 50 ft and knowing that you're gonna come up short
Mar 1 2012 4:29PM
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II_strapped_II
Posts: 527 - Karma: 97

Every time I get a text from my ex, I feel like my hearts gonna explode.  Apparently I'm not over her....

Mar 1 2012 4:30PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Lrn2pronoun.

Let's have a little lesson, shall we?


I am awesome.

That sentence is referring to me, the creator of the post.



You are a 13 year old bitch who apparently takes it in the pooper.

That sentence is referring to...you guessed it, YOU. See the difference?
Mar 1 2012 4:31PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
im gonna go play skate 3
Mar 1 2012 4:31PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
not paying attention to how fast you're going and seeing a cop

unexpected noises
Mar 1 2012 4:31PM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
putting your phone in the wrong pocket and thinking you lost it
Mar 1 2012 4:32PM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
Broken condoms.... oh wait, thats a full on real deal heart attack.

Mar 1 2012 4:33PM
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gnarnia.
Posts: 1346 - Karma: 55
hydroplaning.
Mar 1 2012 4:34PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
haha this scares the shit out of me
Mar 1 2012 4:35PM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
hitting a sticky patch on a rail...horrifying
Mar 1 2012 4:35PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
This will also lead to uncontrollable bowel movements:


Mar 1 2012 4:36PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
condom broke, then girlfriend's phone dies and you don't know why she won't answer your texts
that was a fun day
Mar 1 2012 4:46PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
When you are going skiing or on a trip and you remember something you forgot/or you just thought you forgot it.
Mar 1 2012 4:49PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
inb4 Asian driver jokes.
Mar 1 2012 4:50PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
grabbing at your pocket and realizing your ipod isnt there, only to realize is buried under notebooks on your desk
Mar 1 2012 4:51PM
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nikkib.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 268
when your friends are standing behind your car, smack it and pretend that you've backed up into them and they're lying on the ground.... my heart dropped and they had a good laugh
Mar 1 2012 4:53PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
i think i have the most last posts on the page than any other member, every single fucking time
Mar 1 2012 4:58PM
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