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She just made the biggest mistake of her "career"

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katie.
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Reports say that Snooki is pregnant.

Now, I know there have been multiple scares about this but I heard it on a number of different radio stations this morning, and stuff is showing up in the news about it.




Who gives a fuck? I don't. But its a hilarious thought to think of the baby being raised by the Jersey Shore. Apparently there are plans for a new reality show based on Snooki and her baby.


She's gonna be a great mom:

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Mar 1 2012 7:03AM
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Pussy_Sauce
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I've never shit myself while partying naked.
Mar 1 2012 1:57PM
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Kingdom
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Who would hit that? She looks like something a Leprchaun would shit out.
Mar 1 2012 3:43PM
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holy.shep
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Who the fuck would go anywhere near that without a rubber? Over/Under bet: Snooki has 12 STDs. Im gonna go with over, including the "What-the-fuck-is-on-my-dick" Syndrome
Mar 1 2012 3:53PM
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[evan]
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this is how


"blend the concept of proper mothering with Snooki’s reputation for hard partying"

so basically its going to be fucked up

Mar 1 2012 3:56PM
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5oup5teeze
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pretty sure she violated the law of natural selection
Mar 1 2012 4:04PM
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H8CH
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That drink is awesome!
Mar 1 2012 4:31PM
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Conker
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I don't find this funny. I would hope that because she is such a celebrity that people wont allow this to happen.
Mar 1 2012 4:35PM
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Anathema
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yo ive had those drinks before. they sell them at hard rock cafe. they've got mini corona bottles in the and are fucking delicious.
Mar 1 2012 4:36PM
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act.resist
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no one can stop her from drinking
Mar 1 2012 4:55PM
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noah_lott
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her due date must be December 21st 2012.........
Mar 1 2012 4:57PM
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Skavengers303
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jwoww
Mar 1 2012 4:59PM
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rudager
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Bulldogs. They were the drink at Freshtivsl. A step up was a Kokanee instead and red bull
Mar 1 2012 4:59PM
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ZMILLZ
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http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/307687/20120301/snooki-due-pregnant-date-mayan-2012-baby.htm

2012!
Mar 1 2012 5:00PM
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ChocolateMilk.
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Fetal alcohol syndrome and that baby is gonna look like furby.
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Mar 1 2012 5:08PM
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.Smiles
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Imagine that kid dealing with 'your mom' jokes....
Mar 1 2012 5:13PM
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SkiTheYeast
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Poor kids going to have fetal alcohol syndrome so bad. For the sake of the kid I hope she gets and abortion.
Mar 1 2012 5:24PM
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Anathema
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how do you explain to your child that you played this creature in a south park episode

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Mar 1 2012 5:45PM
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SkiTheYeast
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Lol quality post!
Mar 1 2012 6:05PM
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ShabbaRanks
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If the baby is boy it'll come out with fake tan and six pack, if it's a girl it'll come out with a snooki poof and fake boobs
Mar 1 2012 6:08PM
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gwhitey
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"your mom is snooki"
Mar 1 2012 6:32PM
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Lé.Skiing
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"snookie wants smoosh smoosh"  That's gonna be tough to explain to a child without sounding like a complete fuck up...  or easy.  "Mom whats smoosh smoosh?" "Son/Daughter Your mother's a whore."
Mar 1 2012 7:02PM
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