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Kids who keep parking in front of my house. HELP!
so there is this company that has all there workers park on my street which is small enough to begin with. so these guys park like jerks in front of my house making it impossible to see out of my driveway so i stopped parking there. i've started to park guys in with my two vans to make them stop blocking my driveway. one day some guy came up, obviously high on pcp or something, screaming at me to move my cars or else he will murder me... he even called me some very vulgar words. tomorrow i'm going to take a huge dump on his car, thoughts?
"i was so hungry i ate the Eucharist" -uncle.badness
take a shit in the shadow of the valley of death
"If this statement is not a homeless cardboard box man-orgy, then it is a shrimp." -Arabian.
"So fucking terrifying...thank god I've been stockpiling porn on my hard drive for years now Kinda like Noah's Ark but with porn" -TheQuailman
R.I.P CR Johnson 2/24/10
Sounds eerily familiar...
Dear NS, if I die in the near future, someone HAS TO jib my gravestone, otherwise I'll haunt you all. -Nickyp$
I feel like if there was a soundtrack for an abortion, this would be it. -ILLinoisance
"Fuck you I go to a catholic school. what homo guys only school do you go to?" -Willski13
the other thread was made by a girl.
R.I.P Will Schooler
R.I.P Sarah Burke
I think you're a neighborferret
cooooooper- And that's why your icon represents you, a brave-hearted, good man. While mine, a pile of donuts, because well....I was hungry as fuck the day I made my account....
One time I smoked salvia and then a wise old king used me as paint to paint his entire celestial castle. It was alright I guess. -ElGato
"I hate when bitches put mayonaise on my sandwiches.
Bitches know I don't like mayo." -Spoogett
those threads are getting lame.
NS = meth. I like it. - Mr.Bishop
Thought this song applied to your situation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yag7SH24qU
Nice try. Only theabortionator can pull these off.
A parents only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel prize but the other one is robbed by a hooker, you failed.
No. Humans will die out. We’re weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy’s.
You’re not a cigar guy…Well the first reason that jumps out at me is that you hold it like you’re jerking off a mouse.
-Sh*t my dad says
11/12 Ski Days: 8
Grab all of your friends and take 33 shits on his car!
You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
For a good time call shanigua:
Na Fa Fo- Fo Fo Na Fa
Pklink04: "Yeah, she snowboards..."
Murphski: "Be careful, you dont wanna catch it."
Possibly the worst thread in response to another thread that I've ever seen.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?
PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS DICKS PICS PICS PICS
S.I.P. Sarah J. Burke
newschool is a state of mind, not a style of skiing.
this shit is so fucking lame. are you really going to make one of these threads in response to every thread that someone posts. you're fucking pathetic. it was funny the first time. i even chuckled the second time. however, this shit is just getting old. you aren't funny.
i don't even care if you did a shitty job with this thread the idea of it is gold. lols at just the thread title
"i heard it in nsg so it must be true" - bigbomber517
1 page. pics required
*Fleet Crew reppin the East Coast to tha fullest*
It was funny the first time. Kind of the second time. Now not so much. Think of something more original.
This. I definitely lol'd, but that's probably because its personal the thought of hearing it from her point of view cracks me up. +k
"I meant to order chinese food, but instead I took a giant shit on the floor."
sry, bad attempt
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