I want to live in a van with a memory foam mattress and an N64 and a beautiful woman who will shred the winters and send the summers. I want a barbecue attachment. I want a hammock attachment. I want a balcony attachment. I want some bros to drink cheap vodka with around a fire. I want a job that makes people fall in love with the outdoors. I want to fall asleep on a crash pad for a week. I want to make kickass sandwiches everyday. I want waffles for breakfast everyday. I want a van cat. I want to be friends with all of the cool people. I want to learn Spanish. I want to smoke a pipe everyday and still be able to run 5 minute miles. I want a van goldfish. I want to be able to ski behind my van wherever and whenever I want. I want to be able to urban ski wherever I want. I want to run from the cops, don't get caught, and not hurt anybody. I want a rope swing attachment. I want to smoke with politicians. I want to rollerblade in 80s clothes more often.
Right now I'm being extremely bored at college. Why are you not living your dream?