"I feel really uncomfortable watching this sex scene with you." Happens everytime a watch a movie with my parents haha.
I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter. ~Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News
I fucking hate when my balls get stuck to my thigh. Especially when it happens in class cause when i try to fix it i just end up looking like a retard..
"ever notice that saloon style doors are always placed in areas you want to enter subtlety? and then you end up busting in like THERES A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN"- PJS.
"As you age, you will notice that many of your joints start to sound like a bag of popcorn. There are advantages though: If you are ever in the all too common situation of being challenged to a break dance fight, you can drop your own beat."- COSkier
"I only smoke on special occasions... like wednesdays"- Keaun Beacom