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Ways the 2012 Daytona 500 is similar to the GOP primaries

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Lead changes
Spectacular crashes
Whole event going up in flames
Feb 27 2012 10:08PM
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only woman contender gets knocked out in first laps
Feb 27 2012 10:14PM
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only hicks down south like the people driving the cars
Feb 27 2012 10:16PM
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TheHamburglar
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op is fucking golden
Feb 27 2012 10:17PM
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bigbromskier
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ridiculous amounts of money paying for usually ridiculous causes
Feb 27 2012 10:18PM
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Mitt Romney attends both
It's the only thing on Fox these days
You won't be happy with the way it ends, but it won't fucking matter anyways
Feb 27 2012 10:24PM
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bigbromskier
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lots of people gather in the center and get absolutely wasted oblivious to what event actually brought them there.

I like this comparison, so I'll keep it going.
Feb 28 2012 12:13AM
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Hamster.
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I race myself, and know Jamie McMurray personally, and I still hate this race.
Feb 28 2012 12:27AM
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eldridge
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its always the god damned M&M car....

RIP Dale

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Feb 28 2012 1:06PM
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Casual.
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this is hilarious. i have absolutely zero interest in nascar.
Feb 28 2012 1:16PM
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grown-ninja
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women allways crash
Feb 28 2012 1:17PM
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ding ding ding

doing something stupid leads you to get 100,000 new twitter followers
Feb 28 2012 1:18PM
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Danica fucking sucks. Proof of how much gnarlier Nascar is than formula 1.
Feb 28 2012 1:33PM
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Hamster.
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formula1 > all types of motorsport
Feb 28 2012 7:24PM
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