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Drunk texting

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Lé.Skiing
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so far I have texted my ex.....    confessing my mistakes to try and get her to break up with her fiance....  dick move?

Didn't search bar
Wasn't planning on it...
Feb 26 2012 3:04AM
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iSmokeweed
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get drunker.
forget about it

winnnnnn
Feb 26 2012 3:06AM
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e_strapp
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im doing the same thing.
Feb 26 2012 3:06AM
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Lé.Skiing
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as far as I have heard I have a bigger package than the guy... and heard it from a few chicks...
Feb 26 2012 3:07AM
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PopsicleStand
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Feb 26 2012 3:11AM
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Kangbang
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AHAHAHA I wanna see how this pans out when you sober up
Feb 26 2012 3:11AM
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Lé.Skiing
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could never end in bad results.... she barely texts me as it is..... lol
Feb 26 2012 3:14AM
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Lé.Skiing
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YEAHHHHH Budday!
Feb 26 2012 3:16AM
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Daoust
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no such thing as drunk text if its a female its drunks ext
Feb 26 2012 3:47AM
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Lé.Skiing
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pretty sure it exists
Feb 26 2012 3:53AM
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CassiusClay
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Couldn't have said it better! Good luck hahahahaha
Feb 26 2012 4:18AM
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Sno.
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hmm, this reminds me of the post cell phone number thread...must find.
Feb 26 2012 4:45AM
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Sno.
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hey someone find this for me and bump. It's a thread where everyone posted their cell phone numbers. $$$$$$$$$$
Feb 26 2012 4:50AM
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Lé.Skiing
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oooold old thread doesn't even have my recent number on it...
Feb 26 2012 5:07AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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doesnt matter if he just put 5 grand on her finger
Feb 26 2012 6:00AM
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[evan]
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cubic zerconium

not sure if i spelled it right, but bitches cant tell the diffference
Feb 26 2012 6:14AM
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Jane6
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what you did there... I see it
Feb 26 2012 6:23AM
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soulskier
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ex-girlfriend? the worst that could happen would be her being your ex-girlfriend.
Feb 26 2012 9:33AM
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Amadeus.
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maybe he knows how to use his better...
Feb 26 2012 10:02AM
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Lucas
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It's not about size... It's about how you use it
Feb 26 2012 10:04AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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false. your 13 year old bitches can't tell the difference, but a real woman most certainly can.
Feb 26 2012 10:08AM
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Lé.Skiing
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I dunno, I make bitches wet like the splash zone at sea world...
Feb 26 2012 3:18PM
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snowdon
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.

But lol at the potential for a hilarious and awkward situation there.
Feb 26 2012 3:34PM
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PantSaggin
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its the worst... keep drinking till you can't see anymore then you'll forget about it
Feb 26 2012 3:39PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Feb 26 2012 3:40PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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inb4 op gets back together with his ex
Feb 26 2012 3:43PM
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Lé.Skiing
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things never got better...  on the up side its not like they couldn't have gotten any worse.
Feb 26 2012 3:49PM
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remove
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the only problem I have with sending texts while black out drunk is that my grammar is still fucking perfect. It's a blessing and a curse at the same time....
Feb 26 2012 5:10PM
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Anathema
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ohhhhh gotta love the clingy ones

"wahhhh baby lets get back together cause it's too hard to find a new girl even though if we did work it out we'd have the same shitty problems cause people don't change and we broke up for a reason."

welcome to life. the ones who win at it are the ones who keep their heads on straight and don't succumb to the sense of attachment relationships create. shit will fucking destroy you. fight it. don't ever crawl back.
Feb 26 2012 5:14PM
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bustinthejus
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It's not about the size of it but where you get to stick it in.
Feb 26 2012 5:14PM
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Nurgle
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Someone bitter about a break up?
Feb 26 2012 5:16PM
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Anathema
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nope. someone's just realistic and sees too many of his friends crawl back to the bitches they ditched only to have the same problems repeating cause they weren't head strong enough to let go for good.
Feb 26 2012 5:18PM
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TheRightCoast
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Don't be a pussy, go over to her house and take her back because she is rightfully yours. Don't give in you big dick son of a bitch. IMGhttp://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/41817_2263036527_4435_n.jpg/IMG
Feb 26 2012 5:20PM
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Nurgle
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Or too dumb to fix the problem?

Also, if you'd like to talk about being real, why even be in a relationship? Your worthless, shes worthless, your both going to die?
Feb 26 2012 5:25PM
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Lé.Skiing
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that's what I have always thought too but, had a weak moment last night.  I think it has something to do with knowing that she's having a happy relationship with a dude that she was sleeping with while we were on the edge of breaking up and having relationship problems.  I was willing to make an effort to be better while she was sleeping with a dude when she could.  Also we were living together when it all happened but, before I moved out I came on the pillows to get her and him back so I guess its something I can just laugh at knowing she still doesn't know about that, and they most likely hadn't washed the pillow covers before they slept on it.

  Going to admit it was a pretty decent retaliation tactic.  Proud I haven't brought it up to her in 4 years though.
Feb 26 2012 5:33PM
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Lé.Skiing
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honestly thinking about it

  would be soo epic I'd have to throw it on youtube.
Feb 26 2012 5:55PM
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[evan]
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Well that fuckin sucks
Feb 26 2012 5:59PM
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Sno.
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yes but lab diamonds are cheap, and they're technically real diamonds.
Feb 26 2012 7:09PM
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Deluge
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youre so in bro.
Feb 26 2012 7:11PM
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thebeesknees
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Excellent post, this man speaks the truth
Feb 26 2012 7:13PM
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